You have seen elf teams run around picking the ball and running with it and that is normal. You have seen many other teams try do similiar things with slightly less success. And then there are teams who completely ignore the ball and give spectators the things they really want. Blood in Blood Bowl. What if i told you that havent been always the case? What if i told you that there used to be Dwarf team that avoided punching more than Wood Elf Wardancer does? And that would actually work? Would you believe it, or not?
Pacifists Anonymous was dwarf team that wanted to show different kind of playing. They had superior ball handling skills compared to their kin and speed to run away from opponents. Soon as ball landed they pulled back as tight formation just waiting and trying to force slower opponents to come for them. Waiting for opponent to make small mistake so they could gallop into freedom and just leave those pesky slow opponents to eat their dust. There isnt much footage of their games but as our producers use to say "you need proof that you can tell that on Cabalvision" so we discovered these rare photos from ex-member of coaching staff.
As you all can see they have established Dwarf Dakka or as short Dwafkka. Opponent is totally blindsided by this. Let the mindgames begin. Somehow Pacifists Anonymous or short PA has managed to defend first drive and score. That is what happens when you actually focus on ball kids.
On this next photo we can see how it actually worked. PA managed to lure their slower opponents to commit to one side and soon as one gap were made they rushed through enemy lines. They were left speechless. And stunned. Just like in this bonus photo.
Main point is that your opponent can see stars. Cause baby, you are the star. So make sure they see you.
So with this proof we can all safely say that Dwafkka is viable tactic but for some reason this is kept a secret. Maybe they dont want you to know that there is more than one way to play? Believe it or not, that is the truth. Not the whole truth, but truth nevertheless.
With Blood Bowl 3 looming in there are rumours that PA is actually useless. Are they talking about Dwafkka? They surely havent seen this post. Upvote here to share awareness that PA could be actually useful from time to time.