Tribble

Coach name: Tribble Team Name: Trampled Faction: Elven Union This is da updated info

Coach name: Tribble Team name: TBA Faction/race: TBA

Thanks for noting him again, @james cook This guy is really the worst SPP hog I've had in any team. But the really weird thing is that he is 10-2-3-5 and still not dead! But still a few matches left this season to make a try. Last match the Elfish Gobblins took away some others, so we are 2 guys down vs Zulu

Eggzagtely!!! A tie is always a win for a goblin team. Good luck in your match today. We trust you win. Eazily. (Anything else would be cheatiness from the opponent, or even more likely, the Orca Cola cheaty managment!

Kloink! Kroink! … Sploink.. - GET MOVING YOU BLOODY….!!! Sproink… - GAAAAH!!! CRASH!!! …ooooiiIIINGG…. ...cheerful music playing… Screechy voices, singing… ”Herez we havz him, Spleenor Spigg! Heez not zmelling like a pig! But hiz name iz Spleenor Spigg! Heez the bestest, Spleeeenor Speeeeegg!!! SPLEENOR SPIGG!!!” SPLEE, scratch, SPLEE, scratch, SPLEE, scratch SKREEATCH!!! - Gaaah, bloody, stoopid dwarf innovations!!! Anywayz. But yeah. I’m is Spleenor Spigg, and diz is da Gobbo Report! So, who is toughest, and who is chetiest? Well, 'ere is the latest news! Having only one Goblin team in the entire OCC this season is just sick! Of course the management of the OCC is doing everything they can, with weird rules, to keep the mightiest Blood Bowl team to a minimum. Still, Coach Borke worked out how to get a team through by making himself Orca-Cola Director! We all admire the sneakiness of that mind, and we see a fast climbing through the divisions to be victorious after murdering everyone in the Championship! However, they have to dig through Tier 4A first, and the nasty, nasty amazons of the "Crush on you" were truly evil in the beginning of the match. Since the girls had eaten all kind of medications to become all cheaty and strong, obviously the goblin squad "Wily Warranted Whatnots", hired Bomber Dribblesnot, but soon they realized he was more a problem than an asset in the match. First he threw a bomb in the head of the magnificent Looney, next turn he turned at the goblin team again. Of course it was the OCC management who had payed an even higher bill to ol' Bomber to weaken the force of the green ones. But they didn't breakt. After our mighty squad made sure Bomber got off field, the girls had been able to score. They also hit and hit and even cheatily injured troll "100% organic", but trusty ol' 100% regenerated. However, they were 2-0 when the goblins took charge. With a quick run, Kwibit made a fantastic 2-1, and even if the girls tried to walk slowly and hurt our heroes, resourceful "Assorted Good" grabbed the ball below the small-nosed girlies and made a heroic pass to the lightning-fast Kwibit who ran into the amazon's side of the field. Even if they made a horrible, cheaty and naughty blitz on poor Kwibit, he dodged and weaved and run in a fantastic and justified score. So, a clear goblin win 2-2, and we expect a lot of those will keep coming in the season before Borke and Wily Warranted Whatnots will rightfully take the throne of 4A. Don't worry, we will all be here cheering for you through the season! Anywayz, to celebrate, the control room say we will play an old evergreen. - What? - Cratey Berry? - Chuck ASPARAGUS? - GAH!! - SOMEONE GET ME A NEW HEADZET, AND KILL THAT ANNOYING SNOTLING SCRATCHING MY VINYLS! ... ... ... THUMP, SPLAT!!! - hehehe - Anywayz, - Here is... SKREEATCH!!! …ooooiiIIINGG…. - Breaky Necky with - We fouled an elf (and we liked it) "This was always what we planned Our intention We were so cool, saw in hand Had our discretion It's just what we're used to Just wanna stomp him good We try not to wake The Refs attention We fouled an elf and we liked it The feel of his breast cage breaking We fouled an elf, just to kill him I hope his friends doesn't mind it It feels so good It feels so right We want to do it again We fouled an elf and we liked it We liked it No, we don't even know his name It doesn't matter It is a violent game Just goblin nature It is what all gobs do Just how we should behave His head gets disattached Hard to resist We fouled an elf and we liked it The feel of his back spine breaking We fouled an elf, just to kill him I hope his friends doesn't mind it It feels so good It feels so right We want to do it again We fouled an elf and we liked it We liked it Us goblins we are so magical Green skin, sharp heels, so violent Hard to resist to stomp'em Too fun to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's like it should We fouled an elf and we liked it The feel of his breast cage breaking We fouled an elf, just to kill him I hope his friends doesn't mind it It feels so good It feels so right We fouled an elf and we liked it We liked it"

It is alive... Sorta...

Oh dear. That missed 2+ Catch in the end was rough for me to roll. But yeah, only dice I had no reroll on, so… Anyway, prolly no more grunner after having a limb cut off last match. The head/neck. Ah well, prefer to win rather than losing, but there we are…

@LordJair Are you still in biz, or did you change team for the new season?

So, anyone want some gobbos in their tier?

Coach name: Tribble Team name: Gobbo Krewl Krew Race: Goblin