This. This has been done in the OCC before. So I believe you should roll for 2 sauras and 2 skinks. Personally I think you should be thrown out for your language.
A player that concedes before setting up for a kick-off where he could only field 2 or less players suffers no additional penalties. If one coach concedes the match for any other reason then the winner gains all of the loser’s winnings and MVP from this match. In addition, the loser automatically loses one Fan Factor and may not roll for a new one, and any players in the loser’s team that have 51 SPP