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  1. C2MC

    UnDeadly As Cuz!

    From honorary Swede to honorary Aussie, I can "live" with that. Or as they say in 'straya; "Crickey, a dingo stole ma babeeey."
  2. Never! Also, @Suido, might I suggest replacing the links with the winning thread title as an actual link? This hurts my eyes. And heart.
  3. Thank you, I did it myself.
  4. As an Ogre Coach I appreciate 4 minute turns because I have to come up with Plan A, B, C, D and Q as the turn rolls by.
  5. Watching you play Humans was a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to seeing you play Humans with Regeneration.
  6. Is he low on Agility because his muscles are... Thor? Doesn't work as good in the written form.
  7. I don't know what it is about this sentence, but it breaks my heart. Poor Nobber.
  8. The Ballad of Chad'r Pruv by Nurgle Bard Conny Rash. to the tune of Camouflage. He was a Black Orc on a killing spree, the pitch his killing ground It was the Championship of '65 His team had come to count on him to bring the trophy home As he crushed all foes with brutal Orcish might But then they heard the finals would be versus Chaos scum And the team's good morale would soon fade But the Black Orc, green and mean and giant still had a fire in his eyes Stood up on the bench and yelled out "Great!" Then he gathered up his teammates said "No worries, boyz, I'z here" "If dem Chaos wanna party down, dey'll 'ave to go through me!" They said "Thanks a lot, boss", they asked the plan and he said this "I'z Chad'r Pruv, ya gits, just put me on the Line!" Whoa Chad'r Pruv, he was as confident as he was green Whoa Chad'r Pruv, what happened next we could've all foreseen He prepped all night and when the time was right he took his battle stance But when the whistle blew it rattled his tin can 'Cause the Claws they went right through it like there was no Armour there And the Two-Headed gits just Dodged away and ran And it was right after half-time when the Mino hit him like a bus And Chad'r Pruv got hit right in the head His helmet went a-flying as his skull was turned to mush Then those Chaos gits just ate him then and there No chance to say goodbye! Whoa Chad'r Pruv, he was as confident as he was green Whoa Chad'r Pruv, they turned him in to Black Orc haute cuisine
  9. Olde World's Got Talent – Episode 7 Welcome one and all to the second semi-final of Olde World's Got Talent! This week's contestants are the beloved comedy duo Mikal Pal'n and Xonk'leez, also known as Tepok Coatl's Leaping Circus! And "The Amazing Daryl" also showed up after only needing to be resuscitated twice after holding his breath for too long. Once again, our contestants will face-off in a battle combining both of their talents; Sketch Comedy and ... "being Daryl"... . Let's just get this over with... . *Two Referees are sitting on a bench, post-match (Mikal Pal'n and Daryl). The head referee (Xonk'leez) enters, he looks angry.* Xonk: What the hell was that out there? One Wardancer got fouled seventeen times. SEVENTEEN! You guys didn't call it once and now the coach is threatening to sue us! Daryl: *Looks around nervously for the prompter* ... Line! Mikal: Daryl's right, Xonk. We did our best out there. Xonk: Oh, please! I've seen better calls in Dungeon Bowls, and those games are played in a dank, underground lair! Daryl: ...Line? Mikal: That's right. If you don't like it, then we'll just quit. Sod it, I never wanted to do this anyway. I always wanted to be a Kroxigor! Standing on the Line of Scrimmage. Pounding my fists in to the opposition as they flee in terror. Swiping any fools down with my Prehensile Tail. Causing all sorts of injuries to those who would oppose me! Broken ribs! Gouged eyes! Pinched nerves! Damages backs! And maybe even death! With a Bloodweiser Babe by my side. We'd sing, sing... . *Mikal steps to the side as a young Lizardwomen sits down besides him. A spotlight shines brightly upon him, and Daryl is also there.* I'm a Kroxigor and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I fight all day! *A second spotlight turns on, revealing a chorus of singing Kroxigor.* Chorus: He's a Kroxigor and he's OK He sleeps all night and he fights all day Mikal: I cut down Elves, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory! On Wednesdays I go shopping and have Halfling feet for tea. Chorus: He cuts down Elves, he eat his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has Halfling feet for tea. He's a Kroxigor and he's OK He sleeps all night and he fights all day Mikal: I cut down Elves, I skip and jump, I like to kiss and hug. I put on lipstick sometimes and take selfies of my mug. Chorus: He cuts down Elves, he skips and jumps, he likes to kiss and hug. He puts on lipstick sometimes and takes selfies of his mug... ? He's a Kroxigor and he's OK He sleeps all night and he fights all day Mikal: I cut down Elves, I wear short skirts, I rub my nips with jam. I decorate my fancy tail and seduce Human men! Chorus: He cuts down Elves, he wears short skirts, he rubs his nips with jam... . *Muffled swearing follow by the chorus leaving the stage* Mikal: I'm a Kroxigor and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I fight all daaaaaaa~y! *Confetti and balloons fall down from the ceiling. Also, Daryl is still standing there. Now dressed like a Lizardman... . Why did you guys vote for him?*
  10. This might actually be the best song I've heard in the last 3 years.
  11. C2MC

    Nine Lives

    "Guys, listen! They can't break your Armour if you're not wearing any! It's brilliant!" - Juriel, probably.
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