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  1. why havent this thread been locked? *picking up the keys*
  2. very long legs so that the leap will be extra good when you pick that as next skill.
  3. Matchday 6 against goblins. Goblins. Meh! Secret weapon and fouls. They have no feeling for the true game of ancient and mystic ball magic of the khemri. But whatever. We were gonna win this easy game anyway. They were attacking but we were defending, they didnt think of that when they picked to attack did they? Weak minds of the smoochy goblins. We were able to steal the ball, just like the candy from the children that wants autographs after the games. They have no strength to keep stuff they have in their hands so it is just to pick it like apples. We scored! And we were winning the game with 1-0. Second half and we were attacking. Everything looked so good. We got players removed, but who needs players against such a foolish team as goblins. Bah! We were just gonna pass and then score. BUT THE GOBLINS!!! THE GOBLINS!!! They stacked players on each other and intercepted the ball. Such.. such... such stupid things and the ref was ok with it??? And then they kept removing our players. And in the end they even scored???? HOW DARE THEY MAKE US NOT WIN??? 1-1 draw. A catcher leveled up and got mighty blow.
  4. Matchday 6 against khemri. Finally a worthy opponent! We have waited for this day and now it is here. We started off the first half with some classic pick up and pass the ball, as khemri are well known to do. Ran both right and left and then some middle. Splitting up those slow khemri with our own slow khemri. Things went well. Until they didnt. Players started to leave the pitch. Blitzer with blodgestep got niggle, no regen. A bit sad but lives for another day at least. In the end, we managed to knock down one on the ball, it bounced free. We dodged, picked it up and took a gfi to score turn 8. Glorious! Second half and we lost more and more players. The other khemri slowly advanced. Suddenly there was only two players left against a whole khemri team. And the tomb guardians left the cage duty trying to knock down our thrower. Nope nope nope, nut until christmas comes along we said. Then we dodged free, blitzed a skeleton, CASUALTY!. They tried to knock us down again, but quadra skull and our thrower got a KILL! Dodged free once more and knocked down the other thrower, stunned, picked up the ball. IT WAS FANTASTIC!!!! The other player got removed so all we had was a thrower. We just needed to dodge three times and then throw away the ball to the sky. We failed. The thrower stood up again and picked up the ball. We got fouled into stunned. They scored turn 16. A glorious 1-1 khemri draw. A lineman skilled and became blodger.
  5. Matchday 3 against orcs This was a fun one. We played it just yesterday, it is clear as a cloud on a sunny beach. We managed to score in the first half, managed to stop the orcs from scoring. In the second half, it was magic. It was ancient khemri knowledge. We knocked the ball carrier down. We dodged, we picked up the ball, we passed, we catched, we didnt care about tackle zones, we didnt care about anything. Everything was just the ball and the crowd that was cheering on us. But something was very wrong? They screamed "off with the elfs!", but it was khemri vs orcs. There was no elfs? Really strange. Really really strange. But we won with 2-0 so we are ok with the crowd being wrong.
  6. Matchday 5 against humans Since I am slow and we play this ancient race, it is hard to keep track of time. We know we played these humans. We scored, yes, we scored. They scored as well. And we got removed, a lot. It felt like a lot. Feelings are important. You should talk about your feelings. The ones who talk about feelings are not walking over the water to pick up stones to throw around and will instead feel the birds in the forest in the hand that are digging. - ancient khemri wisdom. The humans was hard to stop. Really hard to stop. We couldnt. They scored in the end of the second half. 1-2. But we had this ancient knowledge, called one-turner! We set up for it. We got a riot? We dont need no riiii-ot, we dont need no crowd control. Hey! Ref! Leave them fouls alone! So we did the one-turner instead of a two turner. We got 2-2. A mighty score for a mighty khemri team.
  7. i was unlucky with my skill ups. only got one tail, my pestigor rolled +ST
  8. just moved and have finally put up my computer again. friday at 20 utc sounds best, lets go for that!
  9. Matchday 4 against elven union. The crowd was crazy and screamed "elf off!" as soon as we stepped on the pitch. Nothing better than a crowds hate for elfs. After our glorious win against orcs last week we felt like nothing could stop us. Definitely not some puny elfs. We got the ball kicked to us and started by some famous ball fumbling by khemri. But we almost did one removal a turn for the first 4-5 turns. Nothing like elfs being carried off the pitch. After a while we also started to do some fouling. At the end of the half, we opted for a foul before the touchdown. As it should be, no gingerbread man crossing the streets here. In the second half the elfs started to foul back? And killed one of our players! St4, block, -ma and niggling. So wasnt really a loss, although it is always a bit sad when regen doesnt work (for some reason it popped up something with apo?). The elf was cursed with bad dice and we got a chance to hit the ball carrier and catched the ball. For a few turns we took turns getting knocked down and catching the ball. In the end, khemri was victorious in the duel. During this time we put a foot on the elf thrower and tried to give the gift of eternal rest, but the apo was evil and brought the thrower back to life. We scored again but then the elfs did some one turn magic. But in the end it was a 2-1 win for our beloved khemri team. Blitzer leveled sidestep. Catcher leveled +MA. Lineman leveled block.
  10. you and everyone else (me included) have to give a response every season if you want to 1 stay, 2 reroll or 3 quit. no response means that you will be put down as a 3. that is because it would be even worse with the seeding if we auto opted everyone with a 1 and then X number of coaches never show up. which means the seeding will have to be redone in some way to fill the spots. and that is not a very practical way of running a league with this many coaches.
  11. @thunderstruckwhen do you want to paly? i can do tonight, not tomorrow or friday, whole weekend. and more days if needed.
  12. Matchday 2 against chaos dwarfs Again we started with the ball. Why change a thing that didnt work? But this time it did. We made two ko and one stunned on dwarfs the first turn. So the apo was used on a dwarf to have him stay on the pitch. Yeeha what a start. A few turns later we did a casualty on a dwarf, but we also got -MA on our st4 line. Since he already had niggle he was left with the -MA. It was a intense half where the ball was on the side line and never bouncing out. At one point we tried a long bomb but ended up with a fumble. We also snaked a pick up with the new master thro-ra we have. We even tried to force the ball off the pitch but it refused to leave. What a silly thing to do. So in the end, 0-0. We didnt let the opponent score in our offense. WIN! And once again it was 9 vs 9 in second half. The crowd wanted more blood and a dwarf got stunned from a rock. Few turns later and a bull centaur got the ball, we made a few moves and blitzed it down down down like a water balloon out of air. The ball of course didnt bounce out. So we did some of that magic khemri does. Dodgeing, picking up the ball, passing, catching, and scoooooore!!!!! These khemri catchers sure are a nice player to have. New drive and we tried defence for real. But some failed things happened, lots of snakes left from elfs is my guess. So the defence we put up wasnt really any defence. A hobgoblin managed to score with a gfi. Good for him, good for him. The next drive was intense and we tried once again to put pressure on the bull that got the ball but failed a dodge for the bltiz. Instead the bull dodged away, made gfis and a hand over to the other bull that went for the td. But failed a gfi just before the end zone. And in that position we couldnt score. So we tried a blitz but counted things wrong and failed the gfi for the blitz. Ended 1-1. So the record for this new season is 0-1-1. Slow start but hopefully it will get better and better. A lineman leveled kick.
  13. A new season and a new hope. Matchday 1 against elven union. Since we played against elfs we wanted to start so that we could get some elfs off the pitch early. The crowd was already shouting "elf off!". And the ref was also in line with this since they was easily bribed. It started off quite good with 2 kos in 2 turns. The first foul we did was a badly hurt but we was forced to bribe the ref to stay on the pitch. The crowd went crazy! Unfortunately we suffered a casualty on a block when we rolled double skull. The strange thing here was that the crowd cheered and screamed "elf off!" at this too? We did two more fouls and got a sent off, bloody ref. They was supposed to not do that! Here the elfs also took the ball from us. And even worse! They managed to score! The second half started with 0-1 and 9 vs 9. We felt good about this. We shouldnt have done that. Even if we did a casualty and put pressure on the ball carrier. Even when they failed a hand over. We had our chance here. Picking up the ball with khemri is always a challange, but in a tackle zone even more. But not for us. Easy as a chocolate pie in thu sun. But dodgeing away, that is the hard part. The elfs scored again and we were down 0-2. They did a short kick and our thro-ra needed a simple gfi to pick up the ball but no, double one. Cursed are those elfs with all the snakes they bring. But after some minor bashing we did manage to slip away with the ball and score, 1-2. But time was running out for us and lots of elfs woke up from ko. So once again it was 9 vs 9. We got some hope when the crowd caused a riot and we all got a turn extra. 4 turns, we should be able to draw on this. But the elfs was to elfy and they scored again. The season started with a sad defeat, 1-3. In the end we leveled up three players. So in that way the game was almost a win. A blitzer got guard. A catcher got dodge. And our thrower with +MA got +AG. Becoming the monster we all dream about.
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