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  1. Match day one , we had to play against Stay on feet to live , a Kislev team coached by @Ruszi We have managed to win 2-1 , but what a strange game it has been. The weather was blizzard all game long. Picking up a ball seemed to be very harsh for both teams , and when someone got it it was knocked loose quite fast. Going for its failing on both sides over and over (blizzard) passing game non existant almost. Leaps failing because the slippery floor. And some very hard hits by the orcs. The kislev induced Sibli to bolster their ranks , but how little could he do , he was tied up almost all game by the troll and the ST6 black orc. The Bear did not feel like playing as it went bonehead a lot. Made it easy for the orcs to bash the poor (not so angry now ) Russians. We scored 1-0 in turn 8 Kislev scored 1-1 turn 10 we scored the 2-1 turn 16 Killberry Yoghurt , hit 2 casualties on lineman who miss their next game. Iced Guapple , the new lineman scored the first TD in his first game for us. He is making a statment I suppose Lefthanded penguin juice The thrower has thrown a pass to iced guapple (who cares about snow) and scored the winning td Pink lemonade killed the star blitzer Nestor , the apo resulted in death aswell . Mystic berries is booted from the team . He earned his rest . And can tell some nice tales off playing bloodbowl in the most amazing league : The OCC . @Ruszi did not have a lot of luck in this game and was outnumbered the whole game. I hope his team will stand up in the next games. @El Maldito @Mongloom @Gobas @Kjelstad @Borke @Remthar we are back for some awesome bloodbowl . Stay with us for the next games Untill next week Asiemoagelis out.
  2. hey guys this is asiemoagelis the coach from death hipster gummy bears. I'm sorry that I haven't been able to place the match reports of the last games because i really have little time to play and write. But a lot has happened to the team in the last games . I will give you guys a summary of what has happened. Match day 6 against black company leftovers from @Emilius 2-1 loss , 2 agi 4 werewolfs were a bit hard to handle, all injuries inflicted came back , nothing really exciting happened that game. If i could pick up the ball and pass with Left handed penguin juice i would have won , but he refused to pick up the ball 2 times when it mattered even with sure hands. Agi 4 werewolf stole the ball and ran the 2-1 at then end of the 2nd half , the try for the ottd failed as the gobbo would not land. Match day 7 against the we love trees from @Sparky73 was a 2-1 win as the elves refused to show up match day 8 agains there can be only ones from @Eldarin , this game was a massacre , we got tabled and nothing worked. He induced grashnak which was instantly removed by Green slush , for the rest of the game we we're beaten to pulp . We scored 1-0 in the first half but the diminishing nrs could not make a fist. Match day 9 against the disney villains from @RytterT was bb on it's finest. 2-1 win with brutal fights for the ball, in the end we won . 2 misses for the first game next season but we will survive I think. We hired a new rookie lineman for the first game Iced Guapple will try to shine here. Now what happened with the players , since last report we got some damage on the team so the av 8 blitzer will prob stay for a bit . As will the mv 3 Black orc. But read on fans it is pretty amazing what happened I won' t tell the normal players but quit a few of them have something positive or negative or both. Hipster gummy bear rolled a double in season one and ogt block (one double) Da green bicky burger (the goblin) ,together with the death hipster gummy bear (the troll) managed to do 3 ottd , he skilled up rolled a double and got dirty player. Will probably need to hire another goblin to throw , as the dp removed 2 mummies last game. (one double on this guy) Pink lemonade the blitzer got on 51 spp and got a +ST , St4 blitzer with mighty blow guard tackle (1 + st on this guys) Raspberry truffle shuffle the blitzer got on 93 spp and has mighty blow , guard , dodge , tackle and catch (that is two doubles on this guy) tropical typhoon the lineman with block and 12 spp got a minus agi (not worth replacing him because he wil not go for the ball anyway) Mystic berries the lineman with bock and 14 spp got hit hard last game and has a niggling injury. Will probably replace him with the new lineman after the first game . Iced Guapple I hope you make me proud next game. Green slush the black orc had 2 + ST got mighty blow and block , he is a beast and he scored 3 Td this season , including the winning one last game. He is a beast and can't wait for him to get to 76 spp he is on 56 spp now. Monster mellons edition 3 lost a mv a few games back , but I will probably keep him, he leveled last game and got a +ST so he is st 5 block mighty blow now and 36 spp. But misses the first game of the new season (4+st in one team and 4 double rolls , i never had this , a lot of tv but man this is a hard nut to crack) The los is horrifying 2st5 with block etc and one st6 and almost all guard. I hope for a good season next season , in this season i did pretty ok , but only 3 wins. Elves seem to roll very well against me with dodges , even that i Got a lot of tackle. And i seem to wear elf armor against the bashy teams. Next season it needs to change. I hope the fans will stay faithfull to our beloved orcs. @Borke @Mongloom @El Maldito @Kjelstad @Gobas @Remthar @james cook I would like it if you could do another pow in the division i will be in next season, i like that a lot. untill next season Asiemoagelis out
  3. match day 5 agains the lizards of @FlyingTurtle , we lost 3-1 , it was a red day , a bloody day. the lizards scored first in their turn 7 , but all was looking good still , raspberry truffle shuffe had a bh on a skink , the saurus went down , one went ko and our team was still looking good, we scored a one turn touchdown with throwing the Da green Bicky burger , did not even needed a reroll and he leveled (the goblin rolled a double and got dirty player btw) the lizards also scored a ottd in their turn 8 so 2-1 was the result at half time. But then the torture began , Lizrds were hitting ridiculously on my orcs , ko'ing 4 of them , surfed one of the field ,into nothing but reserve , but they hit on Dictators lemonade our blitzer , he lost an armour after apo'ing him into dead . He was hit so hard he was not thinking anymore and he forgot a piece of his armor , giving him armor 8. Really considering of giving him the boot for it. A warrior not taking care of his gear should not be allowed on the battle field , a lot of eager young orcs are wanting to be a blitzer (he is on 26 spp with mb and guard, so I think he could be replaced) But i 'm asking the fans what they think? @Borke @Remthar @Gobas @Mongloom @Kjelstad @El Maldito and in the same turn , some saurus did a very dirty move , hitting a cheap shot on the ankle of Monster melons the black orc, giving him a minus move. He would still be workable , but he will loose his apo rights. Block Mighty blow black orc. Maybe replace him in the future but on mv 3 he is still fit for los duty I suppose. This game was brutal for my orcs , we had 3 left on the end :) they fought like warriors , but they got swarmed to fast :) We hope the next game will be better This was Asiemoagelis for da green jumping orc broadcast .
  4. good day my beloved supporters , I know I have failed you by not posting the two lats match reports , but things have become a bit crazy here because of the lockdown in belgium and me having to go to work with long hours, because the transport of goods never stops. I have to plan 150 drivers for delivering goods that can be used for manufacturing gloves, soap , disinfection alcohol and other things to beat the Corana shit that is going on.So excuse me for not blogging as most of the time i'm completely beaten by the time i get home from work. We normally plan with 7 people but now we do with 3 because of people working from home, but head planners like me can't stay home ever. I still try to play my games and will try to put the blogs on, but for the last two games I will just post the highlights my orcs did. I hope you guys understand . Match day 3 against @james cook we we're determined to hit some elves , but they just did not want to die , only 2 cas that game as they kept running away, we lost 2-3 but we made a bit of progress on the ball game . We ko'ed 5 elves but they kept coming back . First achievement my troll death hipster gummy bear and da green bicky burger are becoming friends and we have managed to throw a goblin and score for the first time ever. I hope this trend will continue . Da green bicky burger scoring a td in his first game , not got eaten and has 3 spp Our thrower Left handed penguin juice threw 2 passes and got the mvp getting him on 55 spp leveling and he got safe throw . Dictators lemonade the blitzer scored a touchdown bringing him on 25 spp Monster melons 3rd edition the black orc hit 2 cas bringing him on 22spp He has hit a miss next game on Prince Moranion , so not to bad for him. 2-3 with a close game , But in the end the elves kept swarming the pitch , not much we could do . Match day 4 against the lizards of @LaserBrum ended on a 1-1 but was an interesting game (for me at least ) we hit 3 ko and 4 cas Sugar lips the blitzer hit a minus st on a blodge skink putting him on 30 spp Left handed penguin juice throws 3 passes putting him on 58 spp Monster melons 3rd edition the black orc hit a mng on the journeyman skink putting him on 24 spp Fresh squeeze the black orc kills a mighty blow saurus , apo into dead again putting him on 41 spp Green slush the st6 black orc , hits a minus move on the krow and scores the touchdown to tie the game , he gets on 51 spp and he has got block . He is also nominated to be voted for player of the week of 3c and by seeing the votes I think he will win it . So fans our next game is against the lizards of @FlyingTurtle and i hope to write a decent blog about this game . It will be played this monday . We hope our beloved fans stay with us @Mongloom @Kjelstad @Gobas @Remthar @El Maldito and @Borke this was asiemoagelis for da green jumping orc broadcast .
  5. Match day 2 of season 15 , death hipster gummy bears face off @GaryW and his pro elfs . The result was a 4-1 loss , but it was a very interesting game . Some real crazy stuff was pulled. pro elves could start , they run through as they should making me hunting them down to base them. in turn 2 he tries to pass the ball to a catcher who was in some tackle zones , but Mystic berries the lineman decided to intercept the ball. tunrover for the elves , we got the ball . but are srurrounded by elves , green slush the black orc st6 blocker decided to bh a lineman . we ko a few elves , and still got the ball , we are based by elves but we have guard so not much to worry about. we position ourselves to try and go for the td but we need to free the lineorc with the ball as he is based by several elves . in our turn 4 things are looking pretty good, we can free our lineorc if all goes well, well nuffle is a bastard and we all know it. we ko a catcher next to the lineorc and need only a push on the next roll to free him and give the ball to our blitzer standing a bit further , we block and roll dub skulls, reroll and dub skulls again. Ball carrier gets hit , falls down after resisting the first block , elves picked up the ball and scored in their turn 5. we can start , blitz , elves are under the ball even before i can do anything and they stunned the blitzer closest to the ball , we try to counter it , but that mv9 nerves off steel dump off and pass shit is hard to counter .But we knock down the ball carrier freeing the ball , we pick up the ball try and pass to our blitzer, intercept by the pro elves,and 2-0 in turn 6. in our turn 6 we pick up the ball throw it to the goblin. he catches it; we cage and we hit some ko's. turn 7 we fail the throw team mate the goblin is launched but can't land (tiny typhoon hits the grass face down) elves pick up the ball and make 3-0 in turn 8 (god i hate those catchers) turn 8 we try again for a throw teammate , but the troll eats the goblin, even with a succesfull reroll which was a one again. we can start the 2nd half. again thos pesky elves can swarm our half , the wizard hits down my cage they pick up the ball , i can blitz it free , pick it up pass and intercept again by the elves (that is 3 in one game) 4-0 by then we started fouling elves as they just would not get off the pitch , ko and coming back the whole game , we wanted to down a blitzer to foul , bh by raspberry truffle shuffle so we fouled a lineman, nothing happened we got the ball passed it to our raspberry truffle shuffle ; caged , hit and fouled , excpet for a few ko's nothing happened, turn 15 the elves blitzed our thrower , he got a mng , but the apo took care off that . we handed the ball to sugar lips and he scored the 4-1 in turn 16. stars of my game Mystic berries for intercepting a ball (i'm sure this made all orcs think to play ball instead of causing mayhem (bad berry)) he has 12 spp now Green slush St6 black orc : bh on a line elf , he is on 46 spp now Raspberry truffle shuffle :bh on a blitzer 78 spp now Left handed penguin juice : 3 beatifull passes in the game (including 3 long passes) het is on 48 spp now mvp went tot the troll for eating the goblin he is on 39spp now we bought a new goblin called : Da Green Bicky Burger For our fans i'm sorry we did not cause so many cas (technically we did 3) but those elves were so fast and leaping and dodging away , and they were suprisingly willing to stay on the field. @Borke @Mongloom @Gobas @Kjelstad @Remthar @El Maldito we need you guys in the stands again to yell to our orcs what to do , because they want to play ball . I'm ashamed . This was asiemoagelis with da green jumping orc broadcast. untill next week against the pro elves of @james cook
  6. Season 15 started today for the death hipster gummy bears and the extra weeks of training worked really well I think . We played against once upon a team , a scary wood elf team with 2agi 5 war dancers (the horror) coached by @Ynwe. Turn one , the elves rolled a blitz and caught the orcs sleeping still. They blitzed down a blitzer , went underneath the ball , screened it nicely and scored turn 1 , all dice rolls succeeded , my troll failed his really stupid and had to reroll a block of my st6 black orc. Not a good start. But nuffle won't be nuffle if that did not change after. we took the ball , caged ko'd a line elf , a bad positioning of mine gave the elves a chance to blitz the ball carrier on a 2d uphill with strip ball, ball was loose , an brave catcher tried to dodge to pick up the ball but failed , I love my tackle on my orcs . Some elves we're in reach and we hit the tree first , and the troll swung at it with the grace only death hipster gummy bear could , he rolled a natural eleven , and rolled a 9 with mighty blow , badly hurting the tree. We ko'd another catcher and we moved forward. After failing another roll the elves we're exposed. (he rolled 4 double ones in this game, all the luck of the blitz roll , went against him the rest of the game) We mng a war dancer , and ko'd another elf. We just moved slow to the end zone, scored in our turn 8 , the 3 ko's of the elves did ot come back and the one turner failed because the thrower needed to make a difficult pass roll for an elf (3+) . Left handed penguin juice just smiles at that , because he has thrown a beatifull 2 passes this game on a 4+ and a 3+, but that is normal for him , he is our star quarterback anyway. 2nd half , he could start , quick snap all elves run , pick up the ball gave the ball to the wardancer , screened on the sideline, orcs based, my thrower with tackle blitzed the catcher(stunned) and tagged the war dancer , all other elves we're surrounded to force him to score quickly so i had time to play for the tie. The leap failed miserably , we took the ball and moved up. Trying to hit a bit was not the brightest idea i had this game, but it went all so well i did not think about it. Troll went really stupid (4 ones in this game) and our st6 black orc rolled dub skulls and went down. The guard catcher positioned himself , and the elves tried to blitz our ball carrier , but forgot one the black orcs close had guard , 1die , and a push , nothing to worry about. We blitzed the catcher and killed it (raspberry truffle shuffle deserved the mvp and got it to get him to 76 spp)? the apo had run away so he stayed dead. at that point the elves gave up , we passed the ball to our st 6 black orc in turn 12 , he caught it without a prob and scored in turn 16 2-1 win against a team i thought that would run rounds around me. But nuffle won't be nuffle if he had something else in mind. The elves played well , but the dice did not favour them. They will give a hard game to many opponents in this division , that is for sure. My stars of the game are: Death Hipster gummy bear (troll) Bh on the tree Killberry Yoghurt (black orc) badly hurt on a line-elf and mng on a war dancer Left handed penguin juice (thrower) throwing two passes and made some very nice blitzes. Green slush (st6 black orc) scoring a td Raspberry truffle shuffle : scoring a touch down and killing a guard/blodge catcher , he got the well deserved mvp , levelled up and got catch . He is now a blodge mighty blow guard tackle catch blitzer. Was doubting to give him jump up , but have chosen catch , just to be able to play ball a bit when needed . This was asiemoagelis for da green jumping orc broadcast , untill next week . happy hunting to all . PS: I hope the fans are still with us @Borke @Mongloom @Gobas @Remthar @Kjelstad @El Maldito next game against pro elves from @GaryW
  7. Match day 7 , hipsters against @zulu501 his dark elves. What can I say , we lost . 0-1 , first half no dodges failed except one that was rerolled , rest it was meeeeeh Hit one elf every turn . 2 nd half more of that , 1-0 in his turn 14 ; dodge true all the tackle zones no matter if we had tackle or not. He has spend 4 rerolls on dodges and a failed block , but the result was the same either way , they kept swarming true and a ko on a blitzer who was at back sealed my fate. But on the bright side , we managed to mangle 4 elves. So we are up to 42 cas this season. We are still in the lead for occ. But i doubt i will beat the nurgle team which has 38 cas. He got claw mighty blow on the whole team. I got mighty blow and need to play another two teams of these dodge and run away pansies. stars of my game Hipster gummy bear (the troll) , cas on the av 9 line elf. he levels and got stand firm. 32 spp Left handed penguin juice (the thrower) threw a pass with very sunny putting him on 39 spp Raspberry truffle shuffle (blitzer) hit a minus move on the runner , apo into miss next game. Pink lemonade killed a witch elf , and miss next game on a lineman. @wolves in exile @Mongloom @Borke @Kjelstad @Remthar @El Maldito @Gobas our team could use some cheering word for next game. as we seem to drop on the nr of casualties , and we have no grasp on those pesky elves. Let me hear you for the team . @Ethelred we face each other in the last game , I hope we will be on our full ability by then . This was Asiemoagelis for da green jumping orc broadcast . untill next week and happy hunting to all.
  8. Match day 6 of the death hipster gummy bears agains @BruceL33t and his orcs on his home turf (astrogranite) We started the game with bruce telling me he fears my team , that is always a good thing , this is what my orcs would say ofcourse. We could start hitting and in turn one we ko'd a line orc, and hit down the three other los guys. we secured the ball and we positioned our players. His turn one he mng Green slush our block mighty blow guard black orc. I choose not to apo him because you know another 15 turns of hitting. Bruce his comment was i have hurt one of your players now mine will be hurt very hard. It seems this orc coach did not have many luck with his team and i can relate to that as i have had this very often too in the past. first half was dominated by the hipsters we ko'd several players , hit a mng on a line orc with green slush (our st6) giving him 36 spp We scored 1-0 in turn 5 and we set up again, ko's came back and we set up for the 2nd drive. He did a bald move getting the ball but failed the pass giving us the opportunity to steal the ball and score 2-0 in our turn 8 , his ko's players came back and he had a turn of hitting , at that time Sugar lips was ko's and refused to come back , same with Mystic berries our newest lineman. His turn 8 he could start but his troll got a rock in the face by @Mongloom giving him no chance to hit my troll or st6 black orc. he downed two players and tried a pass for spp but failed (orcs are not ment to throw balls) except left handed penguin juice our thrower ofc , who had a nice pass in the first half which lead to the 1-0 (he is our quarterback for a reason) 2nd half Bruce could start , and our ko's we're still ko (damned @wolves in exile for one time come back on the pitch ) 11 against 9) Bruce aggresively blocked our players but nothing much happened , he got the ball did some dodges and went to the clear , i had to roll a lot of dice to get to the ball carrier and no fails could be happening in order to get there. we started hitting and freed two players whou based the ball carrier and blitzed him down . we based and positioned the others . Bruce managed to get the ball back and run out of reach of our orcs and we could start over. He decided then to foul my blitzer who was on the ground with a line orc. Blitzer stunned and lineman ejected. We freed our players , based the bal carrier with my tackle thrower and a blitzer but had not enough move to blitz him. We started hitting other things and Raspberry Truffle shuffle killed a blitzer . back 9 vs 9 his turn he dodged sucesfully and scored inhis turn 13 making it 2-1 A miracle happened Sugar lips came back on the field. and the other ko kept resting. 10vs9 we picked up he ball and started hitting we screened he tried to blitz our ball carrier but rolled a skull reroll skull , ko'ing his blitzer. we ko'ed his trhower and we're secure a few squares from the end line. our troll death hipster then cas the mercanary black orc. purring him on 30 spp. we scored turn 16 and won 3-1 we have bought a 2 nd thrower again for next game @Ethelred , just because orcs can play a pasing game (sometimes) the fans we're happy , the saw a bit of blood , and a lot of touchdowns @Borke @Kjelstad @Gobas @Remthar @El Maldito we are on 38 cas now in 6 games , we hope to get a few more in the next three games . Stars of my game we're Hipster gummy bear (troll) , cas on a black orc 30spp Left handed penguin juice (thrower) , pass + a td 38spp Pink lemonade (blitzer) 1 td 32 spp , he leveled and got tackle Green slush (st 6 black orc) 1 cas and mvp 41spp and the biggest star off all , raspberry truffle shuffle (blitzer) 1 dead , 1 td 62 spp This was da green jumping orc bradcast , untill next match day(s) 3 times dark elves to come.
  9. Match day 5 for death hipster gummy bears against @Badger69 and his high elves. I can tell now we lost 0-1 because of a last turn touch down , which involved a one die blitz , some dodges and gfi 's. the elvish bullshit against this team ofcourse. But I must say it was a veru nice match . We started very slow the first 3 turns , gues the hipster were still full of Turkey or roast goblin. But once that was digested with some exercise we started to feel our usual orc self again. This was running after the elves the whole 2 drives , hitting something from time to time. Things must be said , the elves and the dodges worked and failed like one time in the game , injuring a catcher and that was on turn9. But when we could hit , the fans went crazy shouting all the players name , they hate it when those pansies start to run away . @Borke was thirsting for blood (he made a sound that sounded like a squeeky Cartman yelling kill !!! kill !!! kill !!!from the first doge untill long after the final whistle, but when the lineman died he yelled as a bariton voiced Opera singer Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap , Rythym is a danger , you can feel , you can hear it , rhytym is a danger ) @Mongloom stole the magic sponge from the high elves apothecary , because when it was used on a player losing a movement , it went to mng after (the placebo effect did something but not much) @Gobas @Kjelstad @Remthar @El Maldito ganged up on the sideline waiting on a sissy to be pushed in the crowd (but this did not happen ofcourse) @Ethelred who came to watch the game ran away in fear seeing all the mayhem that the hipsters and their fans caused against Elves. We did loose but we hit a smashing 6 casualties again. So we have won anyway , the elves have 4 mng (catcher and 3 line elfs ) and a death wrestle lino The stars of this game Sugar lips (aka @wolves in exile blitzer) ) , mng a lineman + 2spp Raspberry truffle shuffle (blitzer): killing a lino + 2spp Monster melons III (black orc) : bh a blitzer +2spp Fresh Squeeze (black orc) bh a catcher +2spp Killberry Yoghurt (black orc) ; mng 2 lineman , and intercepting a pass . he leveled up and got tackle. +6spp Mystic Berries got the mvp for polishing the bank Pink lemonade , got 1spp for a completion in turn 16 to get him to 29 spp, 1 cas away from the next level. We lost but we hit things the way we like it. This was asiemoagelis with Da green jumping orc broadcast. Untill next match day and happy hunting to all. @Badger69 well playes as you said , it was very close , and you should have snaked at some point , but tbh , it is normal if we hit cas like hell then the elves dodge in fear giving them agi 6 and ones are erased form the dice :) Good luck for the rest of the season :)
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  11. Matchday 4 , @Breschdleng with his goblins against the death hipster gummy bears. We give away a lot of inducements and the goblins got reinforced with Ripper , Fungus and a wizard and 3 Bribes, he has got 2 well developped trolls and an agi 4 goblin, a chainsaw and a bomber. We were set up for what will be the bloodiest game off all the season. Was a bit scared and was happy when I could start to hit. The two ball and chain dudes we're benched , chainsaw and bomba were on the pitch. Turn one we start to hit. Death hipster gummy bear hit a cas on a goblin. And so did Killberry yoghurt. We took up the ball ,moved up and that was it . Goblins did not do much in the first turns, but oh man what the orcs did was amazing, we hit a ko on Ripper when he failed a block with both down and skull on Monster mellons the 3rd edition Sugar lips killed the bomba in turn 4 or 5 , to get ko'ed the turn after , and ofcourse he did not come back the whole game. ( @wolves in exile get a hold on it man , it is not the first time this happens) We ko'd another goblin. A goblin dodged himsel in a mng. hit some another 5 cas on other goblins, including the chainsaw . The wizard on the thrower with the ball failed . We scored in our turn 8 with forbidden fuits (the mb thrower) . The knocked out goblin and ripper came back. His turn 8 he set up for a ottd , but his Ball dude killed off Mystic solero (our little goblin) and with the words spoken by @Breschdleng A goblin for a goblin , it was that, nothing more nothing less, spoken as in some real and true goblin poetry. Fungus tried to hit our blok black orc, failed the roll and got ko'd , turnover and 1-0 for the hipsters end of the first half. 2nd half starts and we face 11 against 7 . Ball was kicked , picked up and caged . Mosha the troll hit a minus st on Forbidden fruits and the 2nd half was started, we moved in and i made 2 times a big error, by placing Raspberry truffle shuffle to give an assist seeing too late that he had no guard :( This gave the goblins the pocer to hit on our orcs and raspberry was pushed off the field after an nice series of blocks with a lot of positioning and rolling. Luckily nothing happened to our star blitzer. The troll Lobba was hit a minus move by Pink lemonade , and by the end of the 2nd half we have hit a stunning 11 casualties; Tropical Typhoon hit a cas and scored the 2-0 in turn 16 . Since he earned his first spp last game , he's really stubborn to prove he is the star of the team (but we all know better ofcourse) I will list here what all my orcs did in this bloody game (at least the ones that earned spp) . Death hipster gummy bear the troll : 1 cas on a gobbo putting him on 28 spp Mystic solero died heroicly when facing a looney. Sugar lips Killed da Bomba but was ko'd for the rest of the game after that , he is on 21 spp Pink Lemonade hit a minus move on a troll, putting him on 28 spp Raspberry truffle shuffle hit a cas on a gobbo , and on the chainsaw and he got the mvp which gave him 55 spp , and he got guard , no more messing around with wrong positioning now. Tropical Typhoon hit a cas on a gobbo , and scored a td , which gave him 7 spp , he got block. Green slush the black orc hit a cas on a gobbo , giving him 34 spp. Killberry yoghurt the black orc hit 3 cas on gobbos, giving him 45spp Fresh squeeze the balck orc hit a cas on a gobbo giving him 34 spp Forbidden Fruits the thrower scored the 1-0 but lost a strength the next half; he was on 10 spp. He will be discharged with honors from the team and receives the game ball , to remember his heroism for his clan. @wolves in exile @Gobas @El Maldito @Kjelstad @Mongloom @Remthar @Ethelred @Borke this was a very bloody game , completely orc style. We even picked up the ball and scored. These orcs are on fire . Next up are elves , those slippery bastards that will run away and around us, let's hope we van hurt some. We are now on only 11 players , so we will buy another lineman , as we all know goblins and throwers are no good in the los , we need some cannon meet for future games. This was asiemoagelis for da green jumping orc broadcast , untill next time and happy hunting to all.
  12. https://www.facebook.com/events/598797237602693/ the link to to tournament. Rigor Mortis 3 , the Shapeshifter edition.A 3 game Blood Bowl tournament with a big twist and extra challenges on the 29th of february 2020Location : Poc , Rivierstraat 12 , 9250 Waasmunster. Start at 14h00.Registration fee : 12 euros.Schedule : Game one 14u00-16u00Game 2 : 16u15-18u15Game 3: 18u45-20u4521h: prize ceremony Pizza’s can be ordered at discount prices (they will be delivered around 18'o clokc), other snacks and drinks at very democratic prizes. We play according to the resurrection style of play. All coaches start each game with the same roster and skills they registered before the tournament.Each coach builds their team with a treasury consisting of 1,100,000 gold crowns.No inducements are available to any teams with the following exceptions: Goblins may buy 0-3 bribes and Halflings may buy 0-1 master chef.All skills will be chosen before the tournament and will stay the same for all matches throughout the tournament. See the tier chart below for information on how many and which type of skills your selected team can choose. Skill stacking or statupgrades are not allowed Tier 1 - Wood Elf, Undead, Lizardmen, Skaven, Dwarf, Chaos Dwarf, Orcs, Dark Elf, Norse, Amazon, Bretonnian6 normal skillsTier 2 - Chaos, Chaos Pact, Human, Khemri, Slann, Necromantic, High Elf, Elf, Nurgle, Vampire, Underworld, Khorne7 normal skills & 1 double skillTier 3 - Halfling, Goblin, Ogre6 normal skills & 2 double skillsSCORING SYSTEMMAJOR WIN (2+TD) - 5 pointsMINOR WIN (1TD) - 4 pointsDRAW - 2 pointsMINOR LOSS (1TD) - 1 pointMAJOR LOSS (2+TD) - 0 pointsTIEBREAKERSIndividuals will be ranked by the points they have earned. Should two or more individuals have the same amount of points, the following tiebreakers will be used.TIEBREAKER 1 - Number of victoriesTIEBREAKER 2 - Number of drawsTIEBREAKER 3 - Opponent score (the sum of all points from all your opponents)TIEBREAKER 4 - Net TD’s + Net CasualtiesExtra tournament Rules (extra side competition):Every Kick off A snotling shapeshifter, high on mountain fungus, will appear on the field (even if the previous one is killed)Stats: 5-?-6-7Skills : Block , Dodge , Super Stunty , Ball magnet , Shapeshifter , Claw & Razor Sharp Claw , Right Stuffed , Tactless Super stunty : this players ignores all tackle zones and never have to roll to dodge to run away from any player . All other stunty rules are in effect.Tactless: This player does not understand the meaning of blood bowl, the only thing he knows is that he needs to get the ball. Whenever he has the ball he does not know what to do with it , and he will run in random directions with the ball, use the scatter template to decide in which direction he runs. He will use up all of his movement. He will not move as long as he is in base contact with another player (this rules is only when he holds the ball, otherwise he will run straight tot he ball )Ball magnet: When this player does not have the ball he will automatically runs towards the ball ignoring all Tz and when he gets to the ball he automatically picks it up. He also automatically intercepts a pass when able.Razor sharp claw: This player has a +2 on the injury rollRight stuffed: This player can be thrown with the throw teamate skill like he has right stuff , by any player who has the throw teammate skill or Kick teammate (punt) . He can also be pushed by any player in base contact with him (use the throw in template to decide the direction he moves) in addition any player who is pushing him must follow up like in frenzy , The nr of pushes is limited to 5 in one turn as this is the players max movement. To start pushing roll a d6 on a one he gets angry and attacks the one trying to push him, work this block out as normal (no turn over will happen unless the pushing player gets injured) on a push the pushing player is pushed back one square. Going for Push can be attempted but they only work on a 4 + , if the going for push fails he gets angry and blocks the pushing player.Shapeshifter: When blocked , this player will get the same strength as the player blocking him (if he gets blocked by a St 4 , he is St 4 ) . he also can’t get stunned because no one knows his front or backside. He will stand up no matter what.Extra rules: On the kick off put the shapeshifter in the middle of the field, use the scatter template and 2 d6 to decide where he will start this drive. If he lands on a player this player is knocked down (use claw and razor sharp claw to determine what happens with this player) , the shapeshifter will scatter tot he next square untill he lands on a free one. If he is in the public , the public tosses the player back in the field, if he was holding the ball throw both in seperatly.Extra competition in the tournament:Because there is a shapeshifter on the field some extra points can be earned by (ab)using him to his strengths. Points can be earned as follows (thes do not count tot he tournament result but are an extra side competition.TD with the shapeshifter earns you 3 pointsCas on the shapeshifter earns you 2 points A kill (death) on the shapeshifter gives you 3 pointsCas inflicted by the shapeshifter earns your opponent 2 points Intercept by the shapshifter earns you 1 point (yes you can throw a pass over the shapeshifter , making him intercept to earn points and then score with him)The winner of this side event will win a nice extra prize .Several Gw Blood bowl teams will be given out at random between the participants , A nice trophee for the winner , The Wooden spoon and unluckiest player , we will dig out some extra prizes
  13. matchday 3 death hipster gummy bears agains @mbCARMAC and his chaos team. We lost 2-0 but god damned it was bloody (8 cas inflicted in one game by our orcs, we wear our jerseys in red just because we spill a lot off blood). , as a true orc team we failed everything for the ball untill the 2nd half . A strange thing happened , when we were checking how to get our ball carrier to safety i double clicked by accident on a black orc who decided to jump into 3 tz and failed ofcourse , leaving the ball unguarded and gave chaos the chance to get the ball ,screen it, stall and hit for one turn on my poor orcs . Luckily nothing happened, the orcs went on a frenzy spree because off this for the rest off the game. I'm not going to descirbe what happened turn by turn but I will name the stars of my team and things that happened. Chaos scored turn 7 in the first half giving me a chance to ottd with my troll and goblin. We picked up the ball , gave it to the goblin , he caught it , throw with troll failed (for the 5 th time since we have the goblin, it would be nice to launch him for once ) Failing that Dictators lemonade did a going for it to assist another blitzer for a blitz , rolled a 1 and ko'd himself for the rest of the match ) Stars of my game: tropical typhoon in the first half , a goat hit him , both down , Typhoon had nothing but he got his firs cas and his first two spp (and this only in his 3rd season) Hipster gummy bear the troll : 1 cas on a goat with mighty blow , badly hurt apoed by the chaos coach. Putting him on 26 spp. Left handed penguin juice the thrower : 1 pass failed and one succeeded earned 1spp , hes on 34 spp now Raspberry truffle shuffle the blitzer : hit 1 mng on a goat and putting him on 46 spp Killberry yoghurt Black orc : 2 cas, 1bh on a goat and a miss next game to the st5 tentacle chaos warrior putting him on 39 spp Fresh Squeeze black orc : killed Max the star player , putting him on 32 spp, he leveled and got guard Green slush Black orc : 2 cas on 2 goats , putting him on 32 Spp , our st6 black orc got Mighty blow Monster mellons edition 3 black orc: scored a touch down and got the mvp putting him 13 spp , he got block . all in all not a bad game for the orcs, ball what ball we hit first 8cas inflicted in a game especially for the fans , I hope the fans approve @Borke @Mongloom @wolves in exile @Gobas @Kjelstad @Remthar @Ethelred @El Maldito We are last in our division , but we have fun 18 cas in 3 games , a draw against the nr 1 spot. We are in course to level up our players for next season . We promise we will try to play the ball once in a while, but we hope to water the grass off the bloodbowl stadia with blood for the coming games. this was asiemoagelis with da green jumping orc broadcast, untill next time.
  14. @Ethelred about my name , it is as iiii mo gelis in dutch cut in pieces it means when he is yellow (because when i got the name i drove a yellow Ibiza) but when pronounced in slang it means when he is horny. it's a name that stuck and i use it in most of my games . hope this helped :)
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