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  1. As we are slowly getting less and less ideas of memes and funny stuff to add we decided that our blog will take slightly more serious direction. Will it mean we get more fans on this? Or will our two loyal fans abandon us? MD1: @Nateguy75 and his: Da Thunder vs 50 Shades of Leap Pre-game: As normal we taunted our opposing coach in smack talk thread so they would feel bad and would be desperate to show prove that they are better than me. Our teams were pretty similiar TV, but as Dwarves had slightly more we got 60k on inducement phase. Which we used to buy Bloodwiser Babe.Also both teams received neat free-bribe! Our main goal was to receive first if possible. And if they would field deathroller we would score quickly and force to use bribe to keep it on the field (in case they would still have bribe.) OR if they won't inflict some KO's or Injuries to force deathroller on field on T8. We set eyes on their Runners as they have least armour and without them dwarfes are BAD at ball handling. We won the coin toss and chose to receive! First Half: Brilliant Coaching, 50 Shades of Leap receives free reroll! First turn didn't bring anything on blocking side and Jaromir Dvorkin failed picking up the ball. Dwarfs couldn't do anything else than get next to the ball and throw few meaningless punches. Turn 2 we found sweet spot for surfing Diving Tackle Dwarf of the pitch and we took it and it resulted that Dwarf getting Badly Hurt. For some reason apotechary came on the pitch and saved that poor dwarf! Jaromir Dvorkin tried again picking up the ball from one tacklezone and just couldn't do it even with help of reroll. Dwarfs threw once more some meaningless punches without breaking our armour. Rookie Blitzer who was next to Dvorkin needed assist and another Dwarf GFI'd himself to the rescue and it only took one reroll! Blocking Dvorkin were too hard as doubleskulls appeared. We surfed another dwarf off the pitch, but nothing from it casualtywise. Jaromir Dvorkin dodged away from tacklezone and with help of reroll he actually managed to pickup the ball (and it only took 4 failures in total to succeed)! Dwarves decided to try foul our Chief of Security Ivanov but Thick Skull kept him on the field! On turn 3 we surfed third dwarf off the field, but casualtywise nothing came from it. Dwarves managed to KO Dimitri Jalowetz and managed to pop the ball free from our ballcarrier Sound Technician Kobylov. That same Runner managed to pickup the ball, but couldn't run far attleast! And Ivanov got some more fouls against him, but he just got stunned once more! We sacked the ballcarrier and managed to reclaim the ball! Our glorious attempt of fouling didn't just make it and we only got stun from it (thought that Runner were stunned allready). Dwarves couldn't get anything proper done, but third foul they made against Ivanov resulted doubles and they had to use bribe! We had chance to foul Troll Slayer this time, but Ludomir Gajovic couldn't make leap and foul weren't made. (We could have fouled without that assist but 5 assists is better than 4!) We fouled again next turn as Dwarfs had failed on Diving Tackle and couldnt do anything else that turn. Our foul once more resulted in stun. Nothing happened from here and we scored on turn 8. Our KO'd player didn't wake up despite we had Babe. Kickoff even were High Kick and Dwarf couldn't catch the ball. First possible block gave doubleskulls and without any rerolls left that sealed that half. Second Half: Our KO'd player didn't wake up this time either. Our opponent forgot to put his Deathroller on the field and the kick off even was, BLITZ! We decided to blitz that player near sideline and try catch that ball. Blitzing went well, but catching that ball was too hard for us. Dwarfs managed to get everything down they wanted and even piled on Jaromir Dvorkin resulting him getting to miss his next game. With just one tacklezone on the ball that agility 4 dwarf ran to pickup the ball and managed to escape from out diving tackle! Next turn i made 2 mistakes in row. First one was on blitzer whom managed to jump up and pow opposing dwarf and on some reason i didn't follow up to give assist on opposing ball carrier. I decided to fix that by moving my catcher next to him, but i missplaced him so he wasn't in anyone's tacklezone. 1d block against blodge ballcarrier didn't work out either. Dwarfs ran away from us and managed to KO Music Editor Arseneyev with classic 1d block. (That is the thing i mostly hate, 1d wonders.) They just couldn't run far enough and we managed to get 2d block on enemy ball carrier and powed him into stun! Here is third huge mistake i made. Kobylov were meant to run close that gap so dwarfs couldn't run that easily close to him. For some reason i didn't check properly UI and tried to dodge towards diving tackler which obviously failed miserably. But attleast ball were loose and their star ballcarrier were stunned! Next turn dwarfs threw some blocks and by grace of nuffle snaked gfi! We stole the ball with Kobylov, but Nuffle decided to snake our gfi too. Dwarfs reclaimed the ball with help of Nuffle and PASSED THE BALL! As our team were spread all across the field we knew we would have hard time to pop it again. And Nuffle didn't want us to succeed in anything for while. I wanted to blitz with Ivanov and base him next to ball, maybe with luck we could get few assists or screens so on next turn we could try something? That was the plan, but Nuffle didn't want that to happen. Ivanov went bonehead and Ludomir Gajovic rolled 1 on dodge. From that turn (12) we just couldn't do anything anymore. Ludomir Gajovic were KO'd by foul. Kobylov leaped and rolled 1, hurted himself badly. Set Designer Bolshakov badly hurt from block. Camera Trainee Margolin tried leaping and rolled 1. Rado Orelik tried leaping and rolled 2, but with Agility 3 it is still failure! Dwarfs scored on turn 16. Turn 16 magic: 2 of our KO'd player woked up, but sadly for us neither were our Agility 4 player. Dwarfs had 3 players on line of scrimmage, all with Stand Firm and us having 7 players on the field would mean we couldn't do 1turn touchdown anyway. I decided to try give Camera Trainee Margolin chance to throw the ball and hope he would get MVP one day! Kick off event, Riot. Both teams gain turn! We werent expecting this, but we accepted Nuffles humble gift. So instead of passing with Margolin we sent Rado Orelik on the other side and Writer Masur on other side. They could blitz only one player so we have tiny chance on here! They based both our players and by surprise they decided to blitz on the lineman next to that ballcarrier with Deathroller. With Ivanov being next to him with his Prehensible Chain it would be +3 dodge even with Break Tackle. Nuffle decided to throw 1 on that dodge attempt and our hopes of winning this match were awakened! We blitzed that Long Beard who were marking Writer Masur and found push while doing so. Producer Brodsky gave the ball in the hands of Masur who proceeded towards their endzone. All we need now is succesfull leap, succesfull dodge and one gfi and we win this match! My heart is pounding hardly. We have no rerolls left. +3, +3 and +2 to win the match. Can we make it? He made it! We made it! We won!? What a game! We salute to you Komrade! MVP landed on Sound Technician Kobylov, who reached his 5th level! And as it is his 5th level i find it fitting that he got himself on Agility 5! (and like i've told before, that guy is real SPP hog) Next up is some Orcs coached by @cjblackburn! Their team is so far undefeated, but maybe we could change that! Stay tuned to learn better how we will fare against greenskins! We don't have proper gameplan yet and even if we would have we wouldn't reveal it. You never know if there is goblinspy among us. Now it is your time to make difference! Was this too heavy to read? Did you want some more memes? Is this better than the old style? Or should we mix em up a bit? Is there impostor among us? Did we go off-topic once more?
  2. @Ynwe AbeFroman skipped this season and it is unsure if/when he joins again. FYI.
  3. I think it is good to have examples and you might have just managed to show us the things not to do
  4. Well attleast i know what to wait on MD3 then! I can foresee the future and will recommend that all of you look up that replay as two kislevs collide on matchday 3. Will it be hyperaggresdive @tubragg or semi-aggressive @Ratamo? You can leap into conclusions now.
  5. Before i started my kislev journey i watched few videos from Youtube. But gameplaywise i didnt many videos (or were too lazy search). And as kislevs are extremely flexible on how to play on attack / defence (with some exeptions ofc) you just gotta find your way of playing. Some videos/guides say they should play like woodies/skaven. Some say more like elf/human hybrid. Some say catchers are the key and some says that blitzers are the key. So i would suggest you take bits and pieces from everywhere and form your own team which works with your own playstyle.
  6. Ratamo


    Shame that we don't get rematch as one of my guy finally learned how to tackle! Stay safe and make sure we end up in same division next season!
  7. 4 RR build gives more safety, especially early tv when team has no block /dodge etc. It helps alot and as leaping everywhere can be cool thing getting that extra RR will help. Later on it's easier to realize when to leap and when to reroll. Hell, i could go 4RR build with developed team too as many ocasions im out of RR's! One last thing i realized me nor bouffon told was that you should try score with blitzers everytime it is possible. Catchers tend to hog the SPP and blitzers really need those levels!
  8. "Seems like something went terrible wrong." Producer Brodsky acclaimed after whole 50 Shades of Leap's production crew had gathered around. "Our position in Tier 4 has been compromised and we aren't going to play in there next season." "But where are we going to play then?" Sound Technician Kobylov asked. "Tier 3." Brodsky answered and before he could continue rest of the crew started celebrating. "STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! This is super serious matter!" But crew didn't hear Brodsky's voice over their celebration. After two season they had reached Tier 3, with this rate they could have shot at championship on season 20. Ludomir Gajovic leaped on the table and popped champagne. "Caviar for everyone, on me!" "Ivanov, do something!" Brodsky begged, but even Chief of Security wouldn't listen. He wanted food. "Fine, what the hell!" Brodsky yelled and joined the celebration feast. Celebration lasted for three days and three nights. Which leads us to this date. "So did you have anything important to tell us?" Rado Orelik asked quietly. "Our opponents. Is everyone ready?" Brodsky started and heard only quiet grunting "Lights please!" "As we are preparing before our schedule has been revaled i will spare you of the details. But here is what we have managed to dig up. All of these are against us on next season." BallztotheWalla - 2Flash2Furious - High Elf - - Nateguy75 - Da Thunders - Dwarf - - naoufel70 - Ugly & Calamitous - Nurgle - - razta - Tallkrogen Tophats - Nurgle - - Com Yarrick - Da Tiny Titanz - Ogre - - tubragg - Cirkus Cirkör Bloodbowl - Kislev - - CarlBlitz - Plz be gentle - Necromantic - - cjblackburn - Kind Innocent Lovely Lugs - Orc - - Igralius - Praise little skittles - Lizardman - "You might notice few familiar faces, but do not underestimate them. They know our tactics, so we must adapt!" "How do you think we can survive this much pain?" Writer Masur asked, who had earned nickname "Glassjaw" "We don't. It has been honor to play with you gentlemen." Brodsky answered and pumped his chest. "But we fight nevertheless. Not for glory. Not for Ice Queen. But for most viewers there have been in Yuriversal Studios history! Whole crew pumped their fist on their chest with pride. With inevitable doom ahead of them they had no fear left in their body. Will this be the last season our crew will play? Is there any hope left? What will happen to this production blog if team meets it's end? Only way to find out is continue reading what comes next!
  9. On linemen i wanna add few things and i know Bouffon wont agree! As you can easily see your opponents from spike etc i would keep Strip Ball as an option. If you are facing little Sure Hands it is just golden combined with leap and wrestle! On later TV of course it loses it's effect a bit, but if your opponent has one ball carrier with SH injuring him on attacking half takes it off and ball is never safe! And if you're gambler you could take it as first skill if you have kick and enough wrestle. If he dies, cheap one to replace. If he gets another skill perfect ballhawk on low tv. If he wont die and level another lino who has wrestle its easy replacement. Fouler is part where i need more games to get one build up. Kislevs are fast and agile so less players there are on pitch easier time to kislevs! Also if you feel brave you could make one lineman frenzy one as it is general skill, but juggernaut is missing from that "joker build". With leap it is pretty simple to crowdsurf opponents if they arent cautious and frenzy maximizes it! For new kislev player i would go 2 blitzers, 1 catcher and 4 RR build and buu Apo first.
  10. Bear is like Rat Ogre. Some like some don't. I used to go 2 blitzers, 1-2 Catchers, 4 RR route which was pretty solid. @Bouffon told to try 3 blitzers, 1 catcher and 3 RR route and attleast my first season in OCC were quite rocky with that roster. Would recommend if you want maximize SPP gain on blitzers and know really when to do certain stuff. (Took me 2 seasons in OCC and few CCL season, but im finally close to qualify in CCL with this roster. And i dont use bear with that roster. On other hand my OCC team has bear, but im debating should i leave him as i dont see that much use on him. I see the point as putting it as block-sponge but if he is KO'd its 140k TV away while lino could have done the same. Extra guard is helpfull but he wont be leaping into cages anyway. I like to use my bear as marker, same as blitzers due prehensible chain and if opponents wont dodge it is MB block inc. I personally wouldnt start with bear unless you need that MB early on if you are facing many agility/low arnoured teams. Also solid advice is that know when to leap! Also if you dodge w/o RR you could also leap to get 2squares instead of 1 in case of failure. And leap takes allways 2 MA even if youd leap 1 square. My protegee will add something, but here's some minor stuff that popped into my head
  11. Welcome to the support group on one of the greatest race ever designed: Kislev Circus. May your leaps land correctly! Carry on the flag of our proud race with pride! Welcome @Joey Wevs and @JamesJenks92!
  12. Luckily with fresh team you can change your team roster before first match! GL in your bloodthirsty journey!
  13. Nice! And as advertisement i'll throw Link to Mentor Program if you want get help for other coaches. Glad to have new face onboard!
  14. I have one MA more than you
  15. We have orca cola brawl where you can ask other coaches to play against them, but nothing else on ladderlike. S18 is just starting so there is plenty of room in reserves list and in case of coach drops out Tier admins will contact first reserve and after another dropout second and so on. Also OCC is running mentor program where every coach can sign up on. MD's run from wednsday to tuesday midnight and there is allways own posts where you handle scheduling and can see your opponent etc.
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