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  1. As i look upon these slimy creatures i feel pity for them. They are weak, dirty and horrible. I dont know what i could learn from those creatures. All they know is how to jump on opponent. That is not enough for me. I want something more and i want something they can't offer to me. I shall look upon Zenitsu. Day 1: I have realized this creature has more arms than ordinary pestigor. This little creature ignores the fighting and tends to run away from the danger. It is hard to gain it's trust. I must proceed cautiously Day 2: This creatures routines are easy to spot. When near the ball it attempts to pick it up and straight away moves behind his teammates. Interesting.. For some reason this tiny creature doesn't move quickly, but uses his goons to back it up. What does it fear? Day 4: When danger approaches and their goons arent in close vicinity it tries escaping. Fool. Weakling. That creature is rather good at it thought, but im curious why is it so? Day 9: I have made breaktrough in my research. It is because of their two heads. But how does one gain another one and how does second head help? Day 23: I have much questions, but little answers. I have slowly gained trust of this pestigor. It doesn't try to blitz me at sight anymore. Day 44: Im trying to raise myself another head, but so far i havent gained any success in it. And i havent managed to get new hand either. This seems to be waste.. Day 50: It feels it's impossible for me to mutate. It might be proper time to think about alternative solutions. I have wasted enough time allready.. I could try find Woofbark and his underworld team Warpstone Watchers. Maybe if i infuse myself in Warpstone i could have chance to mutate. Then all this wouldn't be waste. There is chance i don't need to ruin my beautifull body with extra limbs if i just learn the agile ways. And if i train just enough i could learn how the Skaven team Grim Anklebiters and their coach Janster mutate. Or i could force the mutation out of me. And just tear another head of Zenitsu and attach it into me. It's not the most subtle way, but it surely get's things going. What is the correct way if you want to learn mysteries of mutations? Is it way of warpstone, way of foul gods or is it pure force? You must help our hero Chris T.N.O. (The Number One) Primadonna decide the right way. You can do it in here and if you enjoyed this post drop an upvote while your at it.
  2. I took the longer straw with admin dice! Thanks all for the season! I'll cook something up next week!
  3. Servers down most likely. Happens now and then and noone knows why.
  4. Finals are here! Ratamo made there with admindice and Tys123 made it with help of Nuffle! It's gonna be real rumble! @brocCooLi & @Leman_X_Russ if you want i can cook bronzematch for you. Many thanks for everyone who played this season! Next season there shall be new ruleset again but more from that later! @Tys123 when you want to play? Generally around 18 is good for me, today is booked up but otherwise free. Thus saturday im playing most of the day so if you want then just tell what time you would prefer
  5. Extra skill is 50k. DP thrall would be 120k in that case
  6. Endurance is for defensive players. Passing isn't something that comes naturally and passing means other player might get the glory. I wont allow that. I am Blood Bowl god. I won't use my time against mortals, so why did i ponder about claws in first place? My playstyle is unique and elegant, i shall hone my skills with vampires. Maybe they are match for me, which i highly doubt. As i approach this legendary coaches manor i see that my low expectations aren't met. There are no greeters outside, it's all dark and whoever designed this place was fond of clichés. It feels like i have made terrible mistake when i chose this place. But i can't turn back, i've come too far. I hear whispers and mumbled screams from distance. It reminds me of my childhood. I can see pale thralls around, few are lying on the stone floor and they look to be stunned. What on earth is this? It's lust my friend.. Hollow voice says from direction i can't tell. Lust for blood and lust for fame.. As i hear it again im getting more and more confident that the voice could belong to the one i came to see. But before i can open my mouth and ask am i right the voice just continues. I know why you are here.. But you must choose your own path.. Not take something that was told, but something you need.. First thing that pops into my head is why does he speak like that, they are like bad riddles. Just how can i know what i need if he won't tell me. Shouldn't have trusted vampires. The question needs to be asked with the understanding of what you face.. So who as teams do you face or perhaps who do you not face? With out the knowledge the answer is probably based on what you like instead of what you need... Ta ta. The voice stops and it feels like i have another choice in front of me. I have heard that vampires do have few unique ways and as they can't help me choose i shall choose myself. I have heard that vampires have few unique techniques which could help me on my journey. I could survey their lust and see is it the reason they are so good at this game. But not as good as i am. Or then i could see how do they hypnotize those thralls and other players. I look most of players down anyway. I could learn how to gaze with elegance and arrogance. I could also just leave this place and sell the location to traveling Bretonnians of Lasker. They are another highborn race and there could be some things to learn. What is the route i will take? What is the best solution for me? I'll need to properly think this trough. So what route will Chris T.N.O. Primadonna take? You must choose on the poll! Is he lusting, gazing or betraying? You must choose what is the thing you want to see next! If you enjoyed the post and the journey thus far you can also leave upvote on this post.
  7. Okay loves! I've been playing vampires in CCL and have actually liked to play with them! Why noone told me about it before? So far CCL record is quite solid 9-1-2 and currently im second vampire team so stuff is working! Anyway as im still relatively noob with vampires i have few questions! I won't go for 5th vampire in CCL obviously, but question is regarding skills on that kind of leagues. Should i recycle thralls as my team value is getting higher (also what is best TV range to keep on CCL as vamps), if not what skills would y'all take? Agi5 will defo get block next as he desperatetly needs it (for some reason they target him most..) Pro has been really helpfull on that blodge vampire so i really like the idea, but is it wiser to take sidestep or tackle for variety for the next blodge vampire which levels? Also what skill to take on that SPP hog Pro player if he makes it that far? Is Dirty Player thrall worth it? Any "Pro"-tips (pun intented) are much apprecciated and who knows, maybe i will try my luck with them in OCC if my brets get demolished..
  8. I fucked up slightly playoff pairs, but it means that teams that got bye from first round face each other! So Brogle vs Ratamo & Leman_X_Russ vs Tys123 ! 2 weeks to go! Deadline 17.11 ! GL for y'all !
  9. I think i didnt say about it, but i think it's just fair. So UNDERDOG can only use 40k of his own money.
  10. Okay loves! Playoffs have started ! Regular season standings: 1st Brog-Lee 2nd Ratamo 3rd Leman_X_Russ 4th Cpervert 5th Tys123 6th Nateguy75 As we took one dropout it means 1st and 2nd regular season placements will earn free wins. So matchups are Leman_X_Russ vs Nateguy75 and Cpervert vs Tys123 ! Deadline to get matches played is 09.11.!
  11. @Kjelstad Arent you tied on points? Did you lose by 2-0 or more as if not shouldnt tiebreakers be in your favour?
  12. Big hand is way better on agi 4 than extra arms! He picks allready on 2+, extra arms won't help! Also it's more funny choice than tackle or such
  13. Big hand so he can run in and steal the ball! No need for sure hands when you can just 2+ it anyway
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