Yuriversal Studios presents you: 50 Shades of Leap
Cast:
On our leading roles we present you best of the best and they are:
Jaromir Dvorkin as Christian Grey
Ludomir Gajovic as Elliot Grey
Dimitri Jalowetz as Anastasia Steele (uhm. excuse me mr. this is womans role)
(Okay nevermind, moving on)
Wait where are rest of our cast?
Welp, seems that oligarks didnt sponsor us enough.
Well, we gotta improvise from now on. Lets introduce rest of our staff!
Producer Brodsky
Writer Masur
Makeup Artis