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Welcome to Official Carnage Calculations! Greetings, fellow coaches and bloodthirsty fans of the Orca Cola Championship! Are you tired of wading through the blood-soaked mud without knowing who’s the real MVP of the massacre? Sick of hearing other coaches boast about their so-called 'strategies' when you know it’s all about who can hit harder and last longer? Well, you’ve come to the right place. This is Official Carnage Calculations, where we crunch the numbers and spill the blood – all for the love of the game. Here, we don’t just celebrate victories; we revel in the carnage, the chaos, and the sheer brutality that makes Blood Bowl the greatest sport in all the land. Our number crunching is matched only by the grim reality of the pitch: only the strongest survive, and only the cunning thrive. What to expect: Gory Glory: Dive into detailed breakdowns of the Seasons. We’ll highlight the bone-crunching hits, the spectacular spills, and the unsung heroes who turned the tide of battle. Statistical Slaughter: Our blood-soaked analytics will give you insights into team performances, race prowess, and coach cunning. Unbiased Brutality: We don’t play favorites here. Every team, every race, and every coach will be judged by the cold, hard numbers and the hot, steaming blood on the pitch. So strap on your armor, sharpen your claws, and join us in the relentless pursuit of truth through the bloodshed. Get ready to explore the darkest corners of the Orca Cola Championship with us. If you have any suggestions, or if there’s a particularly gruesome Division or match you’d like us to analyze, don’t hesitate to let us know. We’re always hungry for more... statistics. See you on the pitch – if you survive long enough. Season 1 in numbers: Total teams: 91 Veterans: 73 Fresh Meat: 17 Quitters: 1 Total Numbers: 405 Matches Played: A battlefield of broken bones and shattered dreams. 901 Touchdowns Scored: That's 2.2 touchdowns per match. 1322 Casualties Inflicted: 3.3 casualties per match. Race Distribution: The pitch is a melting pot of violence with Orcs, Lizardmen, and various undead monstrosities leading the charge, with Necromantic Horror as the new race on the block showing up as strong as thier smell of death. Black Orc 6,6% Chaos Chosen 6,6% Chaos Renegades 4,4% Dark Elf 6,6% Dwarf 2,2% Elven Union 4,4% Human 5,5% Imperial Nobility 1,1% Lizardmen 7,7% Nurgle 5,5% Old World Alliance 2,2% Orc 16,5% Shambling Undead 7,7% Skaven 7,7% Underworld Denizens 3,3% Wood Elves 1,1% Necromantic Horror 11,0% Statestics for Season 1: Group Avg. TV Gain/Loss Touchdowns Casualties Championship 1.235 95 211 Division 1A 825 93 157 Division 1B 1.415 88 172 Division 2A 1.725 97 135 Division 2B 1.860 111 167 Division 3A 305 109 160 Division 4A 1.990 88 132 Division 4B 2.085 107 107 Division 4C 1.325 113 81 The Championship division to delivered the blood-soaked spectacle that fans crave, with a gruesome tally of 95 touchdowns and a staggering 211 confirmed casualties. Each match is a ballet of brutality, a true testament to the savage beauty of Blood Bowl. In stark contrast, Division 4C left the bloodthirsty crowd thirsting for more. The touchdowns, though, were plentiful, but the body count was disappointingly low. Fans came for a bloodbath but were instead treated to a timid skirmish. Time to sharpen those claws and step up the carnage! The crowd demands mayhem! Season 1 Conclusion: As the blood-soaked pitch begins to dry and the echoes of battle fade into the abyss, we stand at the end of a truly savage chapter in the Orca Cola Championship. Season 1 has been a relentless grind of bone-crunching hits, cunning plays, and shattered dreams. Each team charged into the fray with ferocity, but only the strongest have emerged victorious from the carnage, leaving behind a trail of broken bodies and tattered ambitions. The Bearded Beerchuggers (Dwarfs) have claimed the ultimate prize, standing tall as the champions of Season 1 with 22 points and an ironclad 83.3% win rate. Their dominance was unmatched, their defense impenetrable, and their offense unstoppable, a true testament to their grit, determination, and unyielding resolve. These dwarfs have etched their names into the bloodied stone of the championship, their beards drenched in the sweat of triumph and the blood of their foes. But it wasn't just about the victors, this season has seen its share of sweet victories and bitter, salty losses. Coaches have faced each other with strategy, bravado, and the occasional dark prayer to Nuffle. Some emerged from the chaos with glory, others with only the sting of defeat as their teams were crushed under the iron boots of their opponents. Rivalries were forged in the fires of competition, and grudges were born from the ashes of shattered hopes. This season has not just been about the players on the field but about the masterminds behind the plays, the coaches who directed every move, every blitz, every last gasp for survival. Across the divisions, other warriors have also earned their place in the grim annals of Blood Bowl history: ORCA-COLA Diet Pepsine (Orc), with 19 points and a 77.8% win rate, has crushed Division 1A underfoot. The piont of view (Dark Elf), with 20 points and a 77.8% win rate, slithered their way to the top of Division 1B. Carnival of Burzum (Orc), with 21 points and a 83.3% win rate, have painted Division 2A in green blood and glory. LizOrcaMen ColaGuzzlers (Lizardmen), with 24 points and an impressive 88.9% win rate, have proven that cold-blooded cunning is as deadly as any blade, dominating Division 2B. Scale Fails (Lizardmen), with 22 points and a 83.3% win rate, have stamped their scaly footprint across Division 3A. Grim Fairytales (Necromantic Horror), with 21 points and a 83.3% win rate, have turned Division 4A into a nightmarish tale of victory. Noir Nightmares (Necromantic Horror), with 18 points and a 72.2% win rate, have stalked the shadows of Division 4B, leaving only fear in their wake. The Meat Dishes (Necromantic Horror), with a flawless 27 points and a 100.0% win rate, have feasted on the souls of Division 4C, their undefeated record standing as a monument to their unholy power. As the season comes to a close, we reflect on a battlefield littered with the remnants of dreams, both fulfilled and crushed. The champions have earned their crowns, but the scars left behind tell the stories of those who fought and fell short. Each victory, every crushing defeat, and every last-minute touchdown have woven together to create a season that will be remembered in the blood-soaked annals of the Orca Cola Championship. Farewell, Season 1 !!! The brutality, the chaos, and the unrelenting ferocity will not be forgotten. Seaon 1 have set the bar high, and the shadows of our battles will linger as the pitch awaits the next wave of warriors. But rest assured, the blood will flow again, and new legends will rise to claim their place in the dark, twisted saga of Blood Bowl. Until then, may your dreams be haunted by the echoes of the screams and the glory of the carnage that was Season 1. - All used data comes from nuffle.xyz ! Thank you @Galentio for providing such a great site! :) I hope to provide deeper team and perhaps even player analysis in Season 1, but data grabbing is currently very time consuming.