C2MC Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) So, I was thinking that I might do a thing for next Season revolving around one of the Women with Attitude looking for love. But for that to work, I need candidates. Will you offer up your own heart? Perhaps one of your players hasn't found "the one" yet? Maybe you have an Apothecary who's still single because he tends to fondle people a little too much during the healing process? What will I ask of the candidates?... I don't know yet. Preferably, we'd have 9 (or more), so someone can be eliminated every week. I will task the candidates with a task every week to win over an Ogre's heart, all in a fluffy, story-telling coat. Nothing huge and time-consuming, maybe I'll have you throw out your best pick-up line or talk about an imaginary movie-date you went on. Things of that nature. Things that involve me @-ing your notification box once a week. Again, this won't work without willing (or unwilling, I don't really care) participants. Who's game? ** STARRING ** brocCooLi as Nesantdon Talaneth. wismerhill as AllyRdr. Fantus as Dogbert. El Maldito as Karlmann King. Waleed as Hans Gruber. Borke as Hench-Gobbo #3. Rymdkejsaren as Snookie. Mongloom as Sid Vicious. Sliceanddice as Mr Natural One-Turner. Suido as Lenny Kravitz. Edited January 16, 2019 by C2MC 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 6 2
brocCooLi Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 im loving this! i volunteer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 8 2 3 9
wismerhill Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Ill.put in either a troll or ogre depending on what i have to play 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 2 2 2 5 2
C2MC Posted December 30, 2018 Author Share Posted December 30, 2018 5 hours ago, brocCooLi said: im loving this! i volunteer. I like your enthusiasm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 6 2
Fantus Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Sounds fun, happy to offer up a charming player to the mix! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 2
Verbal_HM Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Bluntly, you only have 6 people with attitude? So unless you want to get three of them killed? 9 men wanting for your big arse loving is asking a little bit too much, despite the obvious size of your team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C2MC Posted December 30, 2018 Author Share Posted December 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Verbal_HM said: 9 men wanting for your big arse loving is asking a little bit too much I see you also know the concept of the original show very well. It's not stopped the original creators from making over 150 episodes, and it's not stopping me now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 6 2
Verbal_HM Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Maldito Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 You have my ax too if you need it. Un saludo !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
Waleed Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 ...a willing volunteer from Do or Die... will be applying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 6 2
wismerhill Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I've randomly selected Allyrdr as the bachelor your ogress will chose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 2 2 2 5 2
Borke Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Hench-Gobbo #3 has never turned down a challenge. He likes to wrestle, and he can be deceptively strong, provided he has enough of a run-up. He is one of only 5 players that remain from the original Warpstone Avengers squad, and he has played all but 1 of their 53 matches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 3
brocCooLi Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 everyone is wrong, it will the the high elf catcher Nesantdon Talaneth that will catch the love from the ogre. he isnt a catcher for nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 8 2 3 9
wismerhill Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, brocCooLi said: everyone is wrong, it will the the high elf catcher Nesantdon Talaneth that will catch the love from the ogre. he isnt a catcher for nothing! If we end up in the same div id like to see him catch AllyRdr's fist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 2 2 2 5 2
Kazman29 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 No one from my team will be applying, but I would like to apply myself. I am a fairly large person (1.88m, 99.9kg) and I like my women BIG and CURVY! None of the Dark Elves I coach is man enough for the task but I am ready, willing and able. BRING THOSE BIG-ASS BITCHES and I shall TAME THEM ALL! AT ONCE! Humbly yours, Kaz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
C2MC Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Well, thanks to you guys being very generous, we're already up to 8 contestants. We have room for one more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 6 2
Rymdkejsaren Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 I'm 93% sure I'll switch to Underworld next season, in which case I'll have a troll called Fumble whom I can volunteer. Otherwise I'm pretty sure I've spotted an amourous glint in Snookie the flesh golem's eye these past few weeks. But it could also just be that glazed look that results from brain death. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2 4 2 2 3 2 2
C2MC Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Eyy, we did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 6 2
Mongloom Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Not sure dead stars could be loved by your women with attitude but... My rookie Sid Vicious would be a good candidate! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2 2 2 4 2
wismerhill Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 isnt he handsome in his golden armor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 2 2 2 5 2
Sliceanddice Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Maybe let Davelf Copperflee to pefrom biggest magic trick, steal an Ogres heart? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Suido Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 I nominate Lenny Kravitz. He's such a player it would take ogre strength on the knots to tie him down. PS I really hope one of the contestants dies against undead and becomes a zombie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 5 2
C2MC Posted January 10, 2019 Author Share Posted January 10, 2019 (edited) Alright, boys and brocCooLi. Final casting is done, please let me know if anything is out of place. --- The Bachelogrette ** STARRING ** @brocCooLi as Nesantdon Talaneth. @wismerhill as AllyRdr. @Fantus as Dogbert. @El Maldito as Karlmann King. @Waleed as Hans Gruber. @Borke as Hench-Gobbo #3. @Kazman29 as HIMSELF. @Rymdkejsaren as Snookie. @Mongloom as Sid Vicious. @Sliceanddice as Mr Natural One-Turner. @Suido as Lenny Kravitz. --- I mainly need Fantus, El Maldito and Waleed to let me know if they'll be sacrificing a team-member or their own lives for this ridiculous project. Edited January 11, 2019 by C2MC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 6 2
brocCooLi Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Nesantdon Talaneth has already made a statement that he will win the golden ball himself to show his love is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 8 2 3 9
Suido Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 I told Lenny about Nesantdon's boastful promise. "Sure, it might work. Good luck to the kid. Hope he doesn't lose sight of the destination - a loving partnership. Something that's built on team-work, not selfishness. If I'm gonna show off my golden balls, they would've been earned by the team, not just me. That's how I play the game, that's how I live my life, that's how I love my partners. Mwah." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 5 2
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