S11 MD 5: Chainsaws should be legal!

[Gobas]

 

In this issue you can read about:

 

CHAINSAWS SHOULD BE LEGAL!

"The Chainsaws Are Fun Campaign" are advocating that Chainsaws are not weapon, they are just part of Goblins Blood Bowl attire.

"Goblin teams should be allowed to take them on pitch in the same way as Dwarf Players take all those armour.
More chainsaw control is unnecessary because relatively few people are killed by chainsaws. According to the our survey "Leading Causes of Death in OCC Report," between 2009 and 2019, Blood Bowl players were 21.5 times more likely to die of Halfling buns overeating (9,691,733 deaths); 18.7 times more likely to die of malignant chaos infection (8,458,868 deaths); and 2.4 times more likely to die of Skaven Assassin or  2.3 times more likely to die of Tzeentch Curse (1,080,298 and 1,053,207 respectively) than to die from a Chainsaw (whether by accident, in or outside of Blood Bowl match). The Dwarven Beer (875,143 deaths); gambling accidents (594,280 deaths); and poisoning whether via accident or dark elf (475,907 deaths) all killed more people between 2009 and 2019 than Chainsaws. Chainsaws were the 12th leading cause of deaths for all deaths between 2009 and 2019, responsible for 1.3% of deaths with 464,033 deaths (or as we call them accidents).

Internationally, the claim that the OCC Blood Bowl has a major problem with Chainsaw homicide is exaggerated. The OCC is ranked 28 in international homicide rates with 2.97 Chainsaw accidents per 100,000 people in 2019 " - says President of TCAFC - Mr.Nobbla Blackwart

DO YOU WANT TO READ WHOLE INTERVIEW? SEE ON PAGE 8.

 

ROYAL WEDDING!

EXCLUSIVE (BUT BLURRY) PHOTOS OF ROYAL WEDDING BETWEEN PRINCE HAIRY THE WEREWOLF AND ROXANNA DARKNAIL.

Only in OCC Weekley you can see outstanding photos of Royal Wedding. We are sorry for blurry photos but wedding was on Dark Elven Arc, during night and our photographer was chased by bunch of angry werewolves (know formally as groom, groomsmen, and rest of prince family).

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ? SEE ON PAGE 89.

 

PRODDING SHOULD STOP!

Our brave reporters sent us proofs (photo and film) that those cruel Greensuits are prodding all the time all those Teal Members and Admins so they will do their work. THIS SHOULD STOP!

No Admin should be target of prodding, specially with electricity involved. We advocate to stop prodding, instead much more user friendly whipping should be allowed.
That way those Greensuits will have less chance to harm their precious hands and there will be much bigger chance that those lazy Admins/Teals will do anything useful.

Barbed whips all the way!

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT GREENSUITS CRUELTY (WARNING GRAPHIC PHOTOS OF HANDS WOUNDED BECAUSE OF PRODDING)?
SEE ON PAGE 4

 

ELVES STINK!

Yes, they still stink! And no one does anything about it! This must end! We advocate to kick off all elves from Blood Bowl, that way there will be more Blood thing on pitch instead of those unnecessary Ball play. Who likes to watch passing anyway?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE PROOF THAT PASSING IS LAME AND TRUE PLAYERS DON'T DODGE? GO TO PAGE 13.

 

 

 

[Lord Owl]

Great stuff!

However, the post in our game thread misses the link to the vote here! I had to click my way myself. The indignity!

[Breschdleng]

Okay i need to get page 8+ and is there a petition to support?

 

[Gobas]

23 hours ago, Lord Owl said:

Great stuff!

However, the post in our game thread misses the link to the vote here! I had to click my way myself. The indignity!

Ouch... who done that!
In template there was link for sure!

[wismerhill]

23 hours ago, Lord Owl said:

Great stuff!

However, the post in our game thread misses the link to the vote here! I had to click my way myself. The indignity!

thts untrue. It i there! right above the fixtures...

[Lord Owl]

29 minutes ago, wismerhill said:

thts untrue. It i there! right above the fixtures...

 

Can it be? Have I been deceived? Let me check...

 

SOUNDS! It was them dem elves! They cursed my eyes!

(Sorry, must have been blind!)

[Ruszi]

@JuxuR i am not sure i can play at thursday 07.00 or 07.30 UTC, but i can play any time at Thursday afternoon. I send a message here, if i able to play at 07.00 UTC, if the information to late for you, and you cannot play, no problem at all, we find another time at afternoon. okay for you?

[JuxuR]

@Ruszi sounds great!

[wismerhill]

@Ruszi and @JuxuR please take your planning to your divisional thread :)

 

which is here:

 

[Ruszi]

my mistake sorry, i replied wrong window