The OCC Crew

[brocCooLi 809]

 

So, who are some of these "admins" that runs OCC? And do they have any talent at all playing blood bowl?

Hopefully, some of these questions and some more will be answeared the coming seasons.

 

But lets start with presenting the team!

 

Nr 1 - Rymdkejsaren

Position: Blitzer

What to say? What to say? Has done huge things before retiring (at least he thought so (retiring that is, not the huge things - those he actually have done). Lets see if green still is a fitting color on him.

 

Nr 2 - Borke

Position: Blitzer

The person that does the most of the software updates of the forum. The one to blaim for taking away all the coins for himself? Maybe he can use them to bribe his way to glory!

 

Nr 3 - Suido

Position: Blitzer

The green that is also not known as sweedo. Misses his coins but also is the green behind the price pool. Of course he is aiming on first price for himself (and maybe the rest of the team)!

 

Nr 4 - Bantha

Position: Blitzer

Probably the green that sucks the most. Also current champion of OCC with vampires. Hopefully he wont roll any bloodlust on his team members in this team.

 

Nr 5 - Pidpad

Position: Thrower

Sorts the sorting with sorting all the teams where they sort of should go and everything. Surely he can sort out the simple task of handling the ball?

 

Nr 6 - Gobas

Position: Catcher

Who else is gonna catch all the bananas? You didnt think of that did you. Also, everyone knows that human catchers are the best foulers in the game. So dont slip on any banana peels when you facing Gobas!

 

Nr 7 - Wismerhill

Position: Ogre

The only in the fluff team that doesnt do anything, except prodding on the other when they are late. Finally people can prod on him to do stuff, unless he chooses to go bonehead.

 

Nr 8 - Doomy77

Position: Lineman

Old but gold. Lets hope the saying is true and that he isnt as bad on the pitch as he is coaching vampires...

 

Nr 9 - TYS123

Position: Lineman

Everyone needs a good fling coach in their team. Someone that knows the important things. Like standing in a big group to hide the foul from the ref.

 

Nr 10 - Breschdleng

Position: Lineman

To be a red isnt just about doing admin stuff. Its also about sacrificing yorself. And coaching goblins in OCC is the right attitude this team needs.

 

Nr 11 - Sidley

Position: Lineman

Who is this Sidley you may ask yourself? Well, he might hide in the shadows right now. But that does only mean he will strike even harder from the shadows!

[Mongloom 587]

 I miss somebody here :(

[Kazman29 145]

1 hour ago, Mongloom said:

 I miss somebody here :(

 

 

Yeah, no Kaz.  Team doomed to fail.

[Rymdkejsaren 2,029]

1 hour ago, Mongloom said:

 I miss somebody here :(

 

Is it Batman?

[brocCooLi 809]

3 hours ago, Mongloom said:

 I miss somebody here :(

 

IDONTKNOWWHATYOUTALKINGABOUT!

[Doomy77 1,843]

Hey, I get pretty good eventually. The first hundred or so matches are just a warm up.

[wismerhill 1,153]

OGRE!!!!!

[brocCooLi 809]

 

Even before season 13 has started, in fact even before season 12 had ended, The OCC Crew has been put in an awkward position. Apparantly @Mongloom was supposed to be one of the linemens in the team, but he didnt get hired.

Mongloom doesnt want to give any comments on the subject but you can clearly see the frustration and dissapointment on his face.

 

In the meantime The OCC Crew has trained as normal. Coach brocCooLi hesitates before commenting.

"There are lots of things going on before a new season starts. Eh, like.... like... getting jerseys that fits! And... and... and.... training? And lots of other stuff. Very busy!"

 

A snotling walks up to brocCooLi with a piece of paper.

"I just found this, it says 'Dont forget to hire Mongloom'. Shall I save it somewhere?"

brocCooLi looks in panic from the reporter to the snotling back at the reporter.

"Oh, thats little Gnarl, a true comedian." they laugh nervously.

"My name is Grotl, not Gnarl." the snotling says.*

 

*Grotl hasnt been seen since this incedent.

[Javelin 477]

I used to name all my OCC zombies on Undead Quiet after red suits. Great fun.

[Remthar 526]

I've never killed a green suit before.

 

Probably still won't have after this season, but this time it won't be from lack of trying!

[wismerhill 1,153]

31 minutes ago, Remthar said:

I've never killed a green suit before.

 

Probably still won't have after this season, but this time it won't be from lack of trying!

and you have 2 shots even!

[brocCooLi 809]

5 hours ago, wismerhill said:

and you have 2 shots even!

 

5. you dont have any green suits in your team even if you are a green suit. two different things.

[brocCooLi 809]

5 hours ago, Remthar said:

I've never killed a green suit before.

 

Probably still won't have after this season, but this time it won't be from lack of trying!

 

Well well well... lets see who is left talking after our game 

[brocCooLi 809]

First game of the season is against @Keith carr and some nasty underworlds called snowflakes generation! An easy win.

 

The players feel confident, maybe a bit too confident?

 

The OCC Crew starts to recieve the ball and makes a quick snap and makes four blocks on goblins. Bantha makes the first stunned, but that isnt good enough. Breschdleng blitz another goblin and makes the first removal with a KO on a goblin.

Pidpad makes sure that the backfield is positioned good so that the ball will be safe in his hands.

 

"FOOOOOOOOOOUL!!!!!!" a scream echos over the field as Gobas runs towards a poor goblin and puts his boot down and removes the goblin with a KO. The screaming maniac puts more distraction on the own team than on the opponents and the troll take this opportunity and hits Wismerhill hard. Really hard. Really really hard. Theres nothing to do but to see how Wismerhill is carried off the pitch to be buried after the game.

 

The OCC Crew looks really confused at each other. Who dare to do something like that? Killing a green suit? But the ref doesnt seem to care and the game continues. Gobas makes another foul with froth flowing when he stomps on another poor goblin that gets a niggling. The underworlds are getting lots of players removed and they decide to try and do something about that and fouls Sidley that gets badley hurt. After this the game just spirals into a chaos where Gobas runs around screaming and stomp on everyone. Another goblin gets KO and the troll recieves a badly hurt, but regenerates. But nothing seems to stop Gobas and he fouls a thrower to stunned and when he makes another foul on a blitzer the ref stops him and sends him off the pitch.

 

In the end of the first half the underworld are down to four players on the pitch but a goblin blitz Pidpad in turn 6 and knocks him down but falls after trying to dodge and gfi away. So Pidpad has to pick up the ball one more time and hands it over to Rymdkejsaren.

But before Rymdkejsaren makes the TD in turn 8 Bantha kills a thrower.

 

So 1-0 after first half to The OCC Crew. But wait, the snowflakes generation has one turn left but no one in The OCC Crew seems to care. Big mistake as the troll picks up a goblin and throw him downfield. Perfect landing and the goblin runs in with the equalizer.

So 1-1 after the first half.

 

In the second half it starts to rain. Nothing that affects the rat thrower to pick up the ball. Three blitzers runs up to put some pressuare and mark some players. But somehow the communication between them fails and they leave a gap of 3-4 squares that the rats and goblins can just run throw. After this the underworld are glued to the sideline as they run downfield. The OCC Crew are in bad positions and the player yells at each other for not listening to their plan instead of trying to come up with a plan of their own.

In the end the snowflakes generation can make the 1-2 TD pretty easy.

 

But The OCC Crew has 3 turns left. Some minor positioning and all Pidpad has to do is to pick up the ball. But no! The ball is to slippery in the rain!

The underworld pushes on, trying for a third TD. The OCC Crew try to defend and Pidpad gets another shot of picking up the ball. NO! Once again the ball is to slippery. At least the snowflakes generation couldnt make the TD and there is a slim hope of making a equalizing TD. But no, even before the attempt to pick up the ball its a turn over and the game ends with a loss, 1-2.

 

Stars in the game:

Rymdkejsaren - 1 TD - 3 spp

Bantha - 1 kill - 2 spp

Gobas - several fouls and MVP - 5 spp

[Remthar 526]

That sounds like a hell of a match to start the season. RIP Wismerhill.

[Keith carr 31]

Brilliant write up and even more of a fun game, I genuinely planned to foul all game and when you fouled every turn whilst I Passed and caged I though we had swapped play books 🤣

[Rymdkejsaren 2,029]

I'm your quarterback!

[Suido 1,253]

Suido: 5 hits, zero effect. 

 

Woo.

[brocCooLi 809]

11 hours ago, Suido said:

Suido: 5 hits, zero effect. 

 

Woo.

 

maybe you need a game or two to get used to @Gobas screaming before you start to shine!

[brocCooLi 809]

@Remthar yes, but in a way @wismerhill has been 100% effective. did one block, didnt cause a turn over. thats pretty good statistics for an ogre. 100% successes.

 

@Keith carr thanks! yeah, you need to set down the foot early so the opponent knows whats coming. and with all my early removals, like 5 or 6 turn 3? you didnt really had anything to foul with.

 

@Rymdkejsaren one more td and you are the star of the team!

[Gobas 1,480]

I got sent off and MVP. Yaaay me! only one SPP From skill (still I could be Lino that way taking Dirty Git would be more serious :P)

[brocCooLi 809]

3 hours ago, Gobas said:

I got sent off and MVP. Yaaay me! only one SPP From skill (still I could be Lino that way taking Dirty Git would be more serious :P)

 

yes, but who is gonna catch all the bananas without catch then?

and also: catchers are the best foul piece.

[Asiemoagelis 144]

green mean killing machine :)

go green suits  

 

nice writing will follow this also :)

Edited September 19, 2019 by Asiemoagelis

[brocCooLi 809]

Second game for the season and this time it was against @Rama Set with a chaos team called Green Moon Fanatics. Another easy win predicted!

 

The OCC Crew start to recieve the ball. Everything looks good. One player secures the ball. Suido makes the first block and makes a stunned. Pidpad picks up the ball. Everything under control.

"FOOOOOOOOOOUUUL!!!!!" the scream destroys the calm as Gobas rush forward and put his boot down, but nothing happens.

 

In turn two Pidpad advances and passes the ball to Rymdkejsaren that makes the catch. The team look sharp and are in good positioning.

"BANANA FOUL!!!!" scream Gobas and starts to jump on a beastmen. The ref has already seen enough and Gobas is sent off. Confusion starts to spread among the team. What happened?

 

Chaos manage to push a chaos warrior next to Rymdkejsaren who falls down on the blitz and suddenly the chaos team has control over the ball. What the? With Rymdkejsaren on the ground, not moving and just looking up at the sky thinking loudly "But if i cant carry the ball, than who can? What is even the meaning of this game?", the other team members hesitates and doesnt know what to do.

 

Bantha starts to run down to defend but falls over after going for it. Other team members step up their game but its to late. Chaos makes the first touchdown and The OCC Crew looks unhappy. But with two turns left there is still time.

 

The ball lands close to midfield and Pidpad runs up, afraid of making any go for its he stops short. The other try to position themselfs and Rymdkejsaren and Bantha runs up in scoring position. After some brief hesitation Breschdlung moves in to pick up the ball, well aware of the open way through the defence and starts to embrace himself for the blitz. But chaos decide to blitz Rymdkejsaren and puts some players to mark Bantha. After a blitz Bantha can run free but needs two dodges, the first through a beastmens tackle zone. No worries! Bantha makes it to the endzone.

 

Breschdlung looks worried but moves forward to attempt the pass, hesitates, and it ends up in a fumble. The half ends with 0-1.

 

In second half chaos starts to push forward but a new confidence can be seen among The OCC Crew. Bantha makes a KO in the start of the half. A little bit later Rymdkejsaren give the loner beastmen a niggling and in the turn after he removes a chaos warrior who got badly hurt after the hit.

Things are looking good and Rymdkejsaren runs to get a better position but fails the go for it.

 

The ball carrier runs away and everything looks dark. But Bantha refuse to give up! He runs forward and blitzes the warrior without any help and the warrior is KO! Suido that was standing on the opponents half runs into position to be able to score next turn.

Unfortunately a beastmen gets free and manages to pick up the ball and score in turn 16.

 

The game ends with 0-2 to the Green Moon Fanatics. Yet another loss and its clear that The OCC Crew need to change something. Maybe a boss over the bosses would be good?

 

Stars in the game:

Rymdkejsaren - 2 cas - 4 spp, levels up! Got sidestep.

Pidpad - 1 pass - 1 spp

Gobas - two fouls and MVP - 5 spp, levels up!

[Borke 1,382]

It's as if I wasn't even there. I'd kick myself, if I were you!