FLESH GOLEM WHO HAS PLAYED 100 BLOOD BOWL MATCHES STILL A SOULLESS HUSK

[Rymdkejsaren]

ORCA ONION NEWS

 

FLESH GOLEM WHO HAS PLAYED 100 BLOOD BOWL MATCHES STILL A SOULLESS HUSK

 

 

Earlier today, OON's star reporter Nibble Pipsqueak had the great privilege to interview veteran Blood Bowl player Eyegore Phelps, who had just completed his one-hundredth match of Blood Bowl, an impressive milestone by any measure. Phelps expressed exactly no feelings about the momentous event, but replied instead in characteristic monotone: "Empty. Inside."

 

Phelps, who worked as a goblin-squasher before his Blood Bowl days (a fact that somewhat unnerved our star reporter), explained how he woke up on a slab of stone one day experiencing no emotions whatsoever. When he was set to work squashing goblins, he would look into their eyes as he squeezed the life out of them, watch as they wriggled in desperation, and see the life escape from from them as their eyes popped out of their skulls, yet would feel nothing at all.

 

When queried about his thoughts on his one-hundredth match being a soul-crushing defeat, Phelps merely gazed passively into the distance.

 

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[Captain Thorrek]

If this is your character,  please tell me you're going to do a series of introspective stills with Phelps as the speaker!

[Rymdkejsaren]

Empty. Inside.