MD1: Tutan-Common the Wrapper

[C2MC]

Hello viewers! And welcome to Olde World's Got Talent! The show where we present you with several incredibly talented Blood Bowl players and YOU get to decide who moves on to the finals! How do you vote, you ask? What are you, some kind of IDIOT?! Simply go to the Poll at the top of each episode and choose whether this week's talented player is COOL or A FOOL! If this is too confusing for you, don't worry, several Black Orc Bullies are on the way to put you out of your misery soon enough!

 

Now, let's meet our first contestant!

 

 

A snappily-dressed Mummy shambles on to the stage and proclaims himself to be Tutan-Common the Wrapper. As he motions to the stage-crew to hit the music, the bass kicks in.. . Several grunts and groans accompany the beat and after a few moments, the Big Guy picks up the pace.

 

Look..., if you had one block, one opportunity... .
To smash that one guy on the Line of Scrimmage, in one turn.
Would you grab it, or just let it dodge away?

 

Yo!

 

His hands are deadly, skin's bleak, gaze is steady.
He's picked out his target already: Elf named Freddy.

He's crumbling, but all the bandages keep him from shredding.

To big bits, but he keeps on forgetting

There's a Guard-clown, the whole crowd jeers so loud
He smacks Fred in the mouth, but the Elf won't go down
He's standing, how? Everybody gangs up now
They're dodging out, time's up, over, POW!
Stand Firm on the counter-play, PUSH, now they better pray, PUSH
There stands Tutan, he choked, he's a pro so he won't
Give up that easy, no, he's a Big Guy, he knows
He can take a few pokes, it don't matter, he's dope
Fred must go for broke, try and dodge out, he knows
When he turns to his zone, that's when he
grasps Fred by the cloak, break him like a yolk
Better go warn the Apothecary...

 

You better!

 

The music booms and abruptly stops as Tutan slowly raises his arm and performs the Olde World's slowest mic-drop. What a show!

 

Art by darranart.

[dolbain]

Awesome!!!

[Rymdkejsaren]

11 minutes ago, dolbain said:

Awesome!!!

 

Remember to upvote the ones you like!

[brocCooLi]

how can i vote "COOL or A FOOL" when the poll says "Talent!" and "Bellend!"???

im confused

[BruceL33t]

Brilliant

[C2MC]

18 hours ago, brocCooLi said:

how can i vote "COOL or A FOOL" when the poll says "Talent!" and "Bellend!"???

im confused

 

BrocFooLi.

[Hercynian]

I hate rap and Hip Hop..so BOOOOO \m/ otherwise, good job