Popular Post brocCooLi Posted May 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2020 The tale of the wrestling orcs There once was a coached named Pidpad Won the champion in OCC twice he had He was kind of civilized and ate food with a fork But got bored of bretonnians so switched to orc The first game against ogre a SPP feast maybe? But first let us on the team of the orcs see Many players but let us focus on two And about these two tell this tale to you Orcimate Warrior a black orc strong as a horse And André the very large orc a troll of course The very first game of their career was this You can not call it something else but a miss André the troll was injured quite early on But regeneration he had so the injury was gone But why stop at one when you can count to two? (at least) So surely for ogres this was an SPP feast But this didnt stop André he wanted back to the field And regeneration worked again so he felt quite healed So surely André stayed away from getting hit in his face? Oh no, he got knocked out, after an ogre showed him his place What a zero you think surely he was the worst? To this I cant stop from laughing out loud in a burst Orcimate Warrior I have saved until last And now we all together can have a blast This "hero" in the team was so bad you cant believe Its almost as he had some cursed magic up his sleeve He only made four blocks in total in the game But on these blocks he was unbelievably lame Was he hit from his opponents over and over again? Oh no, not at all he himself caused all the pain Zero blocks he took during all time on the field that he had So what makes him so utterly utterly bad? He was knocked down twice due to the blocks that he made Even knocked out twice without the opponents aid Finished the game on the bench like a pro And never ever receiving a blow So what does this tale tell us so far? That it doesnt matter how bad you are? No, on the contrary I would say without dread That sometimes its better if you just are plain dead 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 8 2 3 9
Rymdkejsaren Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, brocCooLi said: done and posted in the people choice. Which is here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2 4 2 2 3 2 2
brocCooLi Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 lol, wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 8 2 3 9
Leman_X_Russ Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 CooL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2 2 2
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