Popular Post Ratamo Posted June 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2020 Season 2: Dumb Ways To Die Gather round boys and girls and hear this story. Of halfling star that bathed in glory. His legend began in finals game And Hodo Greenfoot dat was his name. Everybody knew he wasn’t an ordinary fling. At the latest when they saw his allmighty swing. He was strong as orc and fast as goblin. True it is, there was no one to stop him. On that final game he faced deathroller, and everybody tought he was a goner. But Hodo stood, while roller fell. This is true story! Which i for you tell! Dwarves fumbled handin off and lost the ball, But good’ol Hodo didnt like to stall. He sprinted towards the end zone aiming to score - and he knew crowd wanted somethin more. So the game was brutal, especially Hodo. And in halftime dwarfs smelled masterchefs odour. Dwarves conceded, like cowards they are. And halflings won their first cup so far! Everybody was happy and crowd went wild. One spectator yelled ”I give yer name to my child!” Ceremony began and celebrating halted. Hodo had honour, it’s all he ever wanted. With sore hands Hodo raised grand prize, Ooh it was big, just look at it’s size! But it was no match to our amazing fling. After all it was he, who secured the win. He lifted the trophy high towards the sky. Some folks say, they even saw Hodo cry. But tired of game hodo didnt feel well. And off from his hands, did the trophy fell. Hodo Greenfoot suffered painless death, when trophy fell and crushed his head. Everyone at field smelled fresh bloods odour. So in trophy they carved: in memoriam of Hodo. 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 6 2 4 3 2 2 2 6 2
Leman_X_Russ Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Hail to Hodo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2 2 2
Ratamo Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 The king is dead, long live the king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 6 2 4 3 2 2 2 6 2
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