MD3 - da Gobbo Report

[Tribble]

Kloink! Kroink! … Sploink..

 

- GET MOVING YOU BLOODY….!!! 

 

Sproink…

 

- GAAAAH!!!

 

 CRASH!!! 

 

…ooooiiIIINGG….

...cheerful music playing… Screechy voices, singing…

 

”Herez we havz him, Spleenor Spigg!

Heez not zmelling like a pig!

But hiz name iz Spleenor Spigg!

Heez the bestest, Spleeeenor Speeeeegg!!!
SPLEENOR SPIGG!!!”
SPLEE, scratch, SPLEE, scratch, SPLEE, scratch

 SKREEATCH!!! 

- Gaaah, bloody, stoopid dwarf innovations!!!

 

 

Anywayz.

But yeah. I’m is Spleenor Spigg, and diz is da Gobbo Report!

 

So, who is toughest, and who is chetiest?

 

Well, 'ere is the latest news!

 

Having only one Goblin team in the entire OCC this season is just sick! Of course the management of the OCC is doing everything they can, with weird rules, to keep the mightiest Blood Bowl team to a minimum. Still, Coach Borke worked out how to get a team through by making himself Orca-Cola Director! We all admire the sneakiness of that mind, and we see a fast climbing through the divisions to be victorious after murdering everyone in the Championship!

 

However, they have to dig through Tier 4A first, and the nasty, nasty amazons of the "Crush on you" were truly evil in the beginning of the match. Since the girls had eaten all kind of medications to become all cheaty and strong, obviously the goblin squad "Wily Warranted Whatnots", hired Bomber Dribblesnot, but soon they realized he was more a problem than an asset in the match. First he threw a bomb in the head of the magnificent Looney, next turn he turned at the goblin team again. Of course it was the OCC management who had payed an even higher bill to ol' Bomber to weaken the force of the green ones. But they didn't breakt. After our mighty squad made sure Bomber got off field, the girls had been able to score. 

 

They also hit and hit and even cheatily injured troll "100% organic", but trusty ol' 100% regenerated. However, they were 2-0 when the goblins took charge. With a quick run, Kwibit made a fantastic 2-1, and even if the girls tried to walk slowly and hurt our heroes, resourceful "Assorted Good" grabbed the ball below the small-nosed girlies and made a heroic pass to the lightning-fast Kwibit who ran into the amazon's side of the field. 

 

Even if they made a horrible, cheaty and naughty blitz on poor Kwibit, he dodged and weaved and run in a fantastic and justified score.

 

So, a clear goblin win 2-2, and we expect a lot of those will keep coming in the season before Borke and Wily Warranted Whatnots will rightfully take the throne of 4A. Don't worry, we will all be here cheering for you through the season!

 

Anywayz, to celebrate, the control room say we will play an old evergreen.

 

- What?

 

- Cratey Berry?

 

- Chuck ASPARAGUS?

 

- GAH!!

 

- SOMEONE GET ME A NEW HEADZET, AND KILL THAT ANNOYING SNOTLING SCRATCHING MY VINYLS!

 

...

...

...

 THUMP, SPLAT!!! 

 

- hehehe

 

- Anywayz,

 

- Here is...

 SKREEATCH!!! 

…ooooiiIIINGG….

 

- Breaky Necky  with

- We fouled an elf (and we liked it)

 

"This was always what we planned
Our intention
We were so cool, saw in hand
Had our discretion
It's just what we're used to
Just wanna stomp him good
We try not to wake
The Refs attention

We fouled an elf and we liked it
The feel of his breast cage breaking
We fouled an elf, just to kill him
I hope his friends doesn't mind it
It feels so good
It feels so right
We want to do it again
We fouled an elf and we liked it
We liked it
 

No, we don't even know his name
It doesn't matter
It is a violent game 
Just goblin nature
It is what all gobs do
Just how we should behave
His head gets disattached
Hard to resist
 

We fouled an elf and we liked it
The feel of his back spine breaking
We fouled an elf, just to kill him
I hope his friends doesn't mind it
It feels so good
It feels so right
We want to do it again
We fouled an elf and we liked it
We liked it
 

Us goblins we are so magical
Green skin, sharp heels, so violent
Hard to resist to stomp'em
Too fun to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's like it should
 

We fouled an elf and we liked it
The feel of his breast cage breaking
We fouled an elf, just to kill him
I hope his friends doesn't mind it
It feels so good
It feels so right
We fouled an elf and we liked it
We liked it"

Edited February 12, 2022 by Tribble

[Borke]

That's exactly how it happened! Awesome Goblin win!!

[Tribble]

1 hour ago, Borke said:

That's exactly how it happened! Awesome Goblin win!!

Eggzagtely!!! A tie is always a win for a goblin team. Good luck in your match today. We trust you win. Eazily. (Anything else would be cheatiness from the opponent, or even more likely, the Orca Cola cheaty managment!