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MD8 - You're Horrible


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Today we have very special guest with us. It is famous former Blood Bowl superstar who switched to different way of entertainment after his career. Ladies, gentleman and dwarves, let me present you: Jake "Grunt" Panzerman! Jake how are you and tell the listeners where have you been and what have you been doing lately.

Music.

Yes, that is known. But could you elaborate bit? Surely there must be reason why you chose to give your first interview to Radio Hard-Snot today?

My therapist told me that i should deal with my traumas. Music is the way.

 So have you made any music then? Do you have anything to play us today?

That i do. This song came straight from my heart or from the pieces i have left from it.

That's right folks! You heard this first time from us, first playtime for this new and first song from Jake "Grunt" Panz.. What are you doing? Why are you stripping your clothes?

 

This game is brilliant

This game is brilliant

My skills are true
I met with Nuffle
Of that I'm sure
He blessed my blocking dice
Yet he gave me skulls
But I won't falter
'Cause i have an plan

 

You're beautiful
Yet you're horrible
You're biased too, it's true
I saw refs face behind foulers mace
And I just can't move
'Cause they have bribes, it's cruel

 

I pleaded for mercy
as i the stomps fell
Ref saw nothing
That i can tell
I don't think that I'll make it
All i can do is yell

 

You're beautiful
Yet you're horrible
You're biased too, it's true
I saw refs face behind foulers mace
And I just can't move
'Cause ref took bribe which was good

 

You're beautiful
Yet you're horrible
You're biased too, it's true

He must be devil with that grin on his face
Nuffle is laughing, im not in the mood
But it's time to face the truth

Bribes don't fail, that ain't good.

 

So that was the song! It really gave me impression you were talking about your very last game on the pitch. Is that right Jake? Jake? Im sorry to our dear listeners, but it seems that Jake has left and apparently without his clothes. It's really freezing out there so i'll try alarming professional help in the meantime.

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