MD5 - Are Your Religious Rites Wrongs?

[Soapy]

 

[Fanta] Welp folks, looks like with the move to this new move to Blood Bowl III it seems that some of the gods that we like to evoke before our games to make sure that they bless our dice the proper way have become woke and may not be too happy with coaches who haven't kept up with the times.  Maybe some of you have noticed how poorly your games have been going since the move to this newer system, see, you were right all along, it's not you, it's your stupid assistant coaches getting the wrong orders from the deli.

 

(Typical Assistant Coach, never helping in the clutch.)

 

[Earl] Sorry about that, Chief, next time I'll remember to check the order before I pick it up...

 

[Fanta] Not you, Earl, but now that you mention it, I am starving, do we got any of those subs...Oh, yeah, sorry, back to the story, you coaches who are messing these sacrifices up, you need to catch up with these new woke dieties,  for example, what Khorne wants now is well, corn, and instead of plain ol' Blood for the Blood God, he'd like some of those Blood Oranges he's been hearing about, maybe make him a nice mimosa. 

 

(Sugar Skulls for the Skull Throne!)

 

 

Also, instead of burning a calf before the game, two packages of Improbable Burger will satisfy.  This is the real reason they had to nerf passing, the Elves were already doing this and were getting all the god's favor.