MD1 - Dumb Ways TWO Die

[Soapy]

 

[EARL]:  HEY THERE COACHES! ahem, sorry, I'm a bit nervous, hey there coaches, it seems that Fanta was supposed to be running this but turns out she's taking a sabbatical this season and is doing the whole Eat, Play, Love type deal where she's gone to some tropical island for a table top tourney with an exceptional buffet, I would say, 'You go girl," but I found all this out when I received her postcard.

 

(Thanks for the postcard, now I'm STARVING!)

 

So as most of you are aware, this season we're going to be revisiting one of our favorite topics when it comes to the greatest sport in the realm, Fun Player Deaths!  Sure, as a coach you invest all your blood, sweat and tears into forming the best team you can, just to have some stupid (*Insert coach type you don't like here*) come along and snap their neck.  Yeah, we all keep a brave face on the pitch and laugh it off, I mean, it's not like we're the ones dead, right?  But we know they did it on purpose!  That's why we foul on turn sixteen, let 'em know that we know what they did.  Supid jerks.

 

 

(The Dichotomy of Hummies)

So let's put the 'Fun' back in funerals this season and enjoy hearing about some other people's misery for a change!  The powers-that-be told me that if I do a good enough job running things while Fanta's away they'll consider actually paying me!  So let's show them how excited we are for this new season by scheduling our matches nice and early as well as GIVING THIS POST a good old THUMBS UP!  Thanks coaches, those of you who read this stuff are the real winners!