MD5 - Love A Rival

[Soapy]

 

 

[EARL]:  Hey folks, looks like they're letting me take another crack at this with this weeks fluff and I've got something extra spicy for you coaches, I've got an exclusive interview with one of the most hated coaches in Blood Bowl, it's Grandfather Nurgle's favorite, who needs no real introduction and he's going to fill us all in on how to make a real toxic relationship wo--

 

"I know a thing or two about being toxic--"

 

[FANTA]:  Out of the way Earl, I've had a heck of a night and I need to talk about it, and well, talking to you about anything important is like talking to a dwarf coach about their passing game, so why don't you and your buddy here go work on your interview somewhere else, thanks Earl, you're a peach.

 

Okay coaches, for those of you who haven't been keeping up, which seems to be most of you based on how FEW updoots I got I'll just fill you all in with what's been going on in my life.  I met the goat-man of my dreams, it's funny how we even met, he was playing a match and as he noticed me in the stands he was punched so hard in the chest that he actually died.  Good thing the Apo was able to save him and it seems he got confused during that whole, 'Am I dead or am I alive thing?' and thinks that I'm some sort of celestial being, he may be stupid, but he's also stupidly rich.  So I'm going to hitch my wagon to his star and hopefully land on easy street.

 

(More like Eat, Sleep, Hay!)

 

Of course that's what I was thinking till his ex showed up!  Guess she didn't realize that since he technically died, that fulfilled the whole 'Till death do us part' bit. So after I explained that to her and she didn't leave, I threw my complimentary glass of water in her face and we left.  I told Voltek he better make an honest Orc outta me and he actually proposed!  We're going to get hitched right after his last game this season, I can't see how anything can get in the way of my future happiness, but for you all, you've got to still play your matches, so after you UPVOTE THIS POST, make sure you go and schedule a game because that's what we're here for.