MD8 - Why You Need a Nemesis

[Soapy]

 

 

[EARL:]  Okay, sorry about the interruption there, uhm, did you do something to your face on the way down?  maybe your hair?

[REDACTED:]  Nope, this has always been my face.  Maybe it's the lighting, this conference room is as run down and as shabby as you, I thought this was  a reputable paper, but it seems they handed me off to you, guess all the real journalists were busy.  Well, why not get the show on the road, chop-chop...

[EARL:] Ouch, words can hurt you know.  The topic at hand, you were supposed to be telling the coaches and I about why it's so important to have a enemy?

(AKA:  Papa Smurf, Neo_1, The_CowI3oy, MR-Myster, and many more...)

[REDACTED:] So like I was saying, you want to find a proper nemesis.  For one it makes you sound more interesting when you talk to people and they ask what you're plans are for the weekend and you can say, 'I'm planning the certain demise of my nemesis, they're not aware of it, but their time is quickly running out....' as opposed to, 'I don't know, maybe some laundry and Blood Bowl?'   Sure all the leagues say the same thing about how 'We are here to have fun.'   Well, blah-blah-blah, my fun is stomping on my opponents face and breaking their dreams.  Making them fear the day they ever came across my on the pitch!  

[EARL:] Uh, that sounds like most of the coaches here.

[REDACTED:] Oh, but I don't only foul when it's advantageous, I do it whenever I have the chance, sometimes to the detriment of my own scoring!  Take that!  

[EARL:] Again, I couldn't tell you how many of the coaches around here that I know that have said the same thing.  It's really nothing that out of the ordinary...in fact we give out an award for it.

[REDACTED:] So all this time I could have been doing that and nobody would care?  I didn't need this black bar thing?  Or the constantly changing disguises? Then why was I kicked out of all my leagues?  

(Free to be me!)

[EARL:]  Well, at your last official game under this name you told the opposing coach, 'Go and tell your mother to [censored] and [censored] because your [censored] [censored]....'  It goes on like that for a bit, they even had to censor bits that weren't bad because the other stuff was so bad they didn't want anyone figuring it out.  And all he said was, "Good luck."  You really are just a disagreeable human being, I mean Fanta said you're a peach and you told her to 'stuff it.'  I'm only hear talking to you because it's my job.  I'd rather talk politics with my dad rather than spend more time with you.