MD4 The Amazing Daryl

[Gobas]

Olde World's Got Talent - Episode 4

 

Welcome back to the show! Today we've got another of those pesky Goblins.
This time we will not hear bad puns or poetry.

This little *cough* brave fella will show how *cough* brave he is.

Lets welcome THE AMAZING DARYL!

 

*Small goblin walked into stage*

THE AMAZING DARYL: Hello ladies and gentleorks. Today I will show you mastery of magic, illusion and dangerous acts that none have ever done.  Please remember don't try it at home.

 

*weird machinery is dragged into stage. Big, 16ft high ladder (5 m) with trampoline high at the end and small round aquarium beneath it. Aquarium looks like filled with some watter and mostly with quite big squid pressed into this small container*

 

THE AMAZING DARYL: As you see I will do the Amazing Jump into Aquarium While Juggling Fireballs.

 

*Goblin is climbed on top of the ladder*

 

THE AMAZING DARYL: Ok now I will light up those four flammable balls. I will juggle them while flying down.

 

*Goblin fumbles and instead on balls he poured flammable liquid on his hand. Hand cathches the fire*

 

THE AMAZING DARYL: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghhh.. That was on purpose, that was on purposeeeeeee.

 

*Daryl slipped and with high speed he fell down smashing into dirt near aquarium"

 

 

THE AMAZING DARYL: OUCH... at least flame goes away. Dear ladies and Gentleorks don't worry I will climb and do the jump once again this time with proper result.

*Squid annoyoed by being in small auqrium decided it have enough and jumped out of container*

 

THE AMAZING DARYL: No Daisy, bad squid go back to aquarium. Sho, sho. Why, are, you, not listening....

 

 

*After mauling goblin a little Squid called Daisy crawled out of stage dragging one of audience watchers with itself*

 

THE AMAZING DARYL: Now as protest I will hold my breath until you vote for me.

What's the fate of The Amazing Daryl? You decide! Vote in the Pool!

 

All images from paizo.com

 

[C2MC]

I admire his spirit.

[Borke]

Great comedy performance!

 

It was comedy, wasn't it??

[Waleed]

Plucky little fellow

[Hercynian]

I like when gobbos fly..and especially when they fail