AllyRdr Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Pro Elves are like Animal House. Wild parties and you never quite know what'll happen next. High Elves are like the other lot. Stuck up and spanking each other with paddles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Errant Saint Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 First try to catch us before we reach your endzone, then we can talk about that question I am soo going to die if I ever make it higher than tier 4. pro elves are broken elves! You guys play together because you have no money! Look at your horrible hairstyle! Its an imitation of our expensive helmets The parties and the girls are where the money is: And that is HE territory. PE are like those ghetto girls fighting each other, pulling each others hair and shouting bitch the whole time. Thats the party level at a PE party :P You'll have to do better than t4 to get a "lesson" from me. Unless Telo destroys my team and ego next season - then perhaps I'll come down to your "high" elf level. And before you go talking bout my end zone, try getting the ball past my LoS. In my experience them ghetto parties with the weave pulling are a lot more fun then the pompous upscale "parties" where a bunch of hoes stand around with wine and fake tits that cost more than my car and pretend to act cultured while they pay some poor Julliard drop-out to sit in a corner and play Beethoven's 9 & 5 ad nauseam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danton Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Dark elves are a top tier race, but are certainly not OP. One league title in sixteen seasons (they were first available to play in season 3), despite them being one of the most popular races in the league, says it all. The high cost of their positional players and their relative slowness when compared to other agile teams keeps them balanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2 3 2
Pidpad Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 We're down an orc as well, yet to be replaced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 3 2 4 2 2
dode Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Probably due to the appearance of the Chaos Dwarf Teams? ...and their inbuilt TACKLE More likely due to the disappearance of Flix, who single-handedly took 5 of those titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ynwe Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I love some good smacktalk where we totally side track from the main topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Doomy77 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 More likely due to the disappearance of Flix, who single-handedly took 5 of those titles. Nowadays we have Hawca to inspire future generations of woodies by almost winning stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4
Hobnail Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 He inspires my inadequacies every day of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5
Viajero Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 He totally inspires me to not roll 1´s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanderv Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Dark elves are a top tier race, but are certainly not OP. One league title in sixteen seasons (they were first available to play in season 3), despite them being one of the most popular races in the league, says it all. The high cost of their positional players and their relative slowness when compared to other agile teams keeps them balanced. They're frequently represented in division 1 and have like, 24 bajillion (actual measurement) 2nd and 3rd place trophies though. Nice try but I reject that argument. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keechmj Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 All the abuse us Dwarf players get and we're less popular than Khemri now. I blame those fake Dwarves with their hats and their STR 4 and their ability to do well at high TV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrotherKane Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Are pro-elof parties really that fun? Seems to me it's probably quite hard to really enjoy yourself when you are carrying so many injuries and the apo is telling you not to overtax yourself . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keechmj Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Thing about Pro Elves is you pretty much only need 2 of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viajero Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Thing about Pro Elves is you pretty much only need 2 of them Yes, both usually loners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juriel Posted July 15, 2013 Author Share Posted July 15, 2013 I blame those fake Dwarves with their hats and their STR 4 and their ability to do well at high TV Yeah. And they're not at all cuddly and wuddly like the regular brand! Just look at those tiny legs try to run! Awww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbecks Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Are pro-elof parties really that fun? Seems to me it's probably quite hard to really enjoy yourself when you are carrying so many injuries and the apo is telling you not to overtax yourself . Yeah Coaching Pro Elfs is really fun but its best not to get to know your players names! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Pidpad Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 That better be 3 seasons tops. I had my lizard team take 46 cas in one season :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 3 2 4 2 2
Mynock Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Stunty gits don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larkstar Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Speaking of Stunties... most Tier 3 teams since Season 12. July 24th, 2013 will be known as the day Stunties became self-aware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
jbecks Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 There should be an award just for coaching stunties! maybe a picture of testicles! because it takes some big kahunas to coach stunties in the main tiers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
danton Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 They're frequently represented in division 1 and have like, 24 bajillion (actual measurement) 2nd and 3rd place trophies though. Nice try but I reject that argument. :P Your point would be valid if anyone cared who came 2nd and 3rd! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2 3 2
Bantha Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 There should be an award just for coaching stunties! maybe a picture of testicles! because it takes some big kahunas to coach stunties in the main tiers! Totally agree to this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 10 2 5 3 2 2
BrotherKane Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 There should be an award just for coaching stunties! maybe a picture of testicles! because it takes some big kahunas to coach stunties in the main tiers! I'm going to be playing this Fling team till I hit 'the wall'. Could be not too many seasons to be honest but I'll give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomy77 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I'm going to be playing this Fling team till I hit 'the wall'. Could be not too many seasons to be honest but I'll give it a go. We're still waiting on someone to get a fling team to Tier 2. I nominate you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4
Viajero Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Viajero´s Law of Maximized Posting: The number of posts in the Dug Outs sub forum is directly and exponentially proportional to the number of days that have passed since the last season´s MD has ended, which is also directly proportional to the bore factor of the involved coaches. Viajero´s Corollary to the Law of Maximized Posting - Return to Average: Posting amount is returned to average after the following seasons starts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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