FlyingTurtle Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 (edited) Who is the most ineffectual player you have? I was looking through my squad for someone who might one day make the Superstars Only thread and found this guy. A fine Block Saurus, the backbone of any rookie Lizard team! let's take a closer look at this wonderkid.. A touchdown AND an MVP within 25 games! A master of blocks! 8 SPP from only 25 matches, that's 8/25 - Or a Lazy Legend coefficient of 0.32 If anyone has Lazier Legend than that after at least 15 games played I'll donate a Euro to the league (only for the one Laziest Legend per team) Edited May 30, 2019 by FlyingTurtle 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
Borke Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Challenge accepted! Meet Hench-Gobbo #17: So how did this amazing Gobbo get to where he is now, up one head? Easy: By cheating himself into two MVPs! And by surviving 38 matches. He even touched the ball once. Otherwise he's very good at getting hit in the face and living to tell the tale. So that's 10 SPP, divided by 38 matches: Lazy Legend Coefficient of 0.26! Who's next? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 3
C2MC Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Tug of Love has been a member of the Women with Attitude for some time now. In his 20 games played, he has sustained 33 Blocks for 28 Injuries. 9 Casualties and 10 KO's. He's spent more time in the injury box than actually on the field. Somehow he won 1 MVP Award and apparently he once somewhat successfully Fouled, inflicting one single KO. His 2 Yards Running with the ball may have been set-up for a Throw Team-Mate play or even an actual Touchdown, but judging by his total SPP we can safely assume that it eventually ended up in failure. 5 SPP over 20 matches, 5/20 - a Lazy Legend coefficient of 0.25. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 3 6 2
Tys123 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Hench-Gobbo #17 has caused 5 injuries from 3 successful blocks. That is probably one of the best ratios around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 20 7 3 4 2 3
Borke Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tys123 said: Hench-Gobbo #17 has caused 5 injuries from 3 successful blocks. That is probably one of the best ratios around. He has figured out that boots are not just for walking 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 3
Suido Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Player Information Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries Justin Timberlake Lineman 6 3 4 7 80.000 7 Player Total Stats Team GP Spp TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Dead- Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- P'Elvic Thrust 34 7 0 41 116 3 62 0 16 0 4 0 0 0 24 2 12 1 0 0 Player Season Stats Season GP Spp TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Dead- Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- Season 8 9 1 0 16 36 1 12 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 8 1 6 1 0 0 Season 9 9 6 0 5 28 2 14 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 16 1 6 0 0 0 Season 10 8 0 0 11 30 0 17 0 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Season 11 8 0 0 9 22 0 19 0 5 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Trusty lineman JT accumulated a dizzying 7 SPPs in his first two seasons, then cooled his jets, put hit feet up, and got back his core job of being hit about three times per match and nothing more. Lazy legend coefficient of 0.21. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 4 5 2
FlyingTurtle Posted June 11, 2019 Author Share Posted June 11, 2019 (edited) Yes!! @C2MC@Borke@Suido! These guys are great! Makes me feel a bit better about Coq Sportif - who is up to 27 games with no further gains. Donated a Euro for each. Except for Justin Timberlake who I especially like because he's dead, so he get's 3 Euros. Edited June 11, 2019 by FlyingTurtle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2
Bantha Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 I can add one of mine.. 69 Games.. 2 MVP and 2 Cas.. amazing.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 10 2 5 3 2 2
Raslurbat Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 (edited) Here´s my canidate! It took Lord Slarvis 27 matches to get his first SPP. He has played 83 out of 84 matches possible. Escaped death on two occations. Actually reged nine out of ten cas recived. 351 blocks succeded 59 armorbreaks 4 cas of which the first was a clean kill. 2 TD. Touchback on both. 4 MVP Total of 34 SPP Edited April 10, 2020 by Raslurbat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kjelstad Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Most of my thralls have died in one or two games, usually after picking up MVP, but @Verbal_HM stuck around a while first and was decent enough not to pick up one MVP! Herman Thrall 6 3 3 7 40.000 2 Player Total Stats Team GP Spp TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Dead- Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- Bats are Back 21 2 0 26 91 3 51 0 12 1 6 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 .095 but he won't get any better. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 3 6 13 2 15 2 2
Bantha Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 On 6/12/2019 at 10:47 PM, Bantha said: I can add one of mine.. 69 Games.. 2 MVP and 2 Cas.. amazing.. Horror season start.. really pain everywhere in the team. But this guy is still the same. 80 games now and nothing new spp wise. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 10 2 5 3 2 2
Bantha Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 On 6/12/2019 at 10:47 PM, Bantha said: I can add one of mine.. 69 Games.. 2 MVP and 2 Cas.. amazing.. On game 85 he finally gets a mvp... for a crippling team with lesser team members the odds finally tipped to his favour claiming that mvp. Standard skill it was.. Still quite unique. He is one of two members from the start.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 10 2 5 3 2 2
Bouffon Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Bears exist to take punches, and to Spectre's credit, he has survived all that, but he should have had that 2nd level up a season ago. Also, the client shows only blocks succeeded, but what makes Spectre stand out is that it has been either stupid or has rolled selections of skulls and both downs together. Revolution is slow indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 2
Rymdkejsaren Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Oh oh oh I know: Snooze Guffer Career length: 2 turns Remembered by: nobody Reward: MVP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 2 4 2 2 3 2 2
Ratamo Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Ladies and gentlemen. I present you, backbone of 50 Shades of Leap. He has done everything asked from him. Most of times he stands on the LOS or bases opponents. Sometimes he tries his luck with punching opponents, but as you will soon notice he needs to practice it a bit. As you can see he has done everything that good lineman can do. BASICALLY NOTHING. 15 matches / 0 SPP, so with quick math it summarizes on 0,00 Lazy Legend coefficient Anyone got better score? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 6 2 4 3 2 2 2 6 2
Bantha Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 On 9/4/2020 at 11:45 AM, Ratamo said: Ladies and gentlemen. I present you, backbone of 50 Shades of Leap. He has done everything asked from him. Most of times he stands on the LOS or bases opponents. Sometimes he tries his luck with punching opponents, but as you will soon notice he needs to practice it a bit. As you can see he has done everything that good lineman can do. BASICALLY NOTHING. 15 matches / 0 SPP, so with quick math it summarizes on 0,00 Lazy Legend coefficient Anyone got better score? Its a good match, the backbone of your team and he does nothing. Let's see if he survives 84 games and has no more than my old poor fellow at 14p. But he has a good start that's for sure and yes welcome here. Ta ta. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards 5 10 2 5 3 2 2
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