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after my ridiculous CiN win with UW vs Nurgle i was surprised, but dared to wonder if i had gotten back in Nuffle good grace..

 

my oppo had 300 inducements and took the holy trinity (bribe, babe wiz)

 

the first shot i had at his BC was foiled by a snake eye on the leap

but then he snaked a gfi, leaving his BC open for a 2die block which succeeded after a RR. the ball was loose!!

next turn all i needed to do was pick up handoff (all 2+)and run, but i snaked the pickup. oppo turn he pushed someone onto the ball and it got in a orc blitzers hand, but he failed the dodge. so by then i finally pick it up on a 2+ and started to run. I ended my turn on a dubskull, so he had a shot at the BC, 2gfi and needed a pow (as i had taken out his only tackler on t2), so 1-0 at ht

 

2nd half started with a quick 2-0 getting a catcher to superstar

on the next defence (8 vs10 players) the leap attack on the BC actually worked as did the pickup and pass so 3-0 by t13/14. I wasnt able to stop the orcs scoring their well deserved 3-1 at t16.

 

so at last the team worked and did the stuff kislev can do..

 

12 players, 3 tackle, 1 tackel MB for @Borke and his gobbos next MD (he will have 400 inducements, but hey..)

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  • 2 weeks later...

md4 vs @Borke and his gobs. 400k inducements, so 3 bribes a wiz nobbla and bomber.. first 3-4 turns were a bit touch and go, but after that nuffle decided i needed a win

 

3 lvl ups

wrackle lino gets strip ball

blodge catcher gets sure hand

blitzer got to superstar and got piling on( @james cook )

 

1 dead block tackle lino, but replaced him

 

next up @scaurus2000 so a kislev bouncefest

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59 minutes ago, Tys123 said:

So after declaring the season over after MD2 you are now in the top half of the table and pushing for a promotion spot.

Beat the other frogs and you might be in the top 3.

Yeah, still waiting for the Hammer to drop again. Most likely itll be vs you 😄

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  • 2 weeks later...

writing this during the match as that not really worth paying attention to.

Nuffle let me believe i had a shot at top 3 this season by giving me some nice wins. And right when I started to think about how to play vs gruff and tys to make things happen this MD6 shitshow comes to pass. oppo knock ut players left and right while i just get pushes. simple leaps fail.

 

4 players down by t3. 6 players out by t10 all on simple block most without MB.

8 fouls all with 3+ assist. 1 BH.

 

3 players left by t13

 

so theres that. no shot at top3 and facing gruff and tys next.. lets see whats left of the team by MD9 before i decide to reroll or quit

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I am 2 points ahead in 3rd , playing 4th and 5th next and them am away for MD9 so getting a loss there.

So beat me and the ogres in md9 and you will finish above me.

So 3rd is possible even if you lose to Gruff.

The dwarfs have to play the 1st place CD's which is a bad matchup against a good coach and the orcs have a mirror match.

So orcs probably favourite for 3rd  but you definitely have a shot.

Especially if I take points off them next week

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8 hours ago, Doomy77 said:

Dude, you stress out too much about winning. Smoke some of that pot your homeland is so famous for and enjoy the ride rather than the destination.

 

Winning the OCC title has never actually enriched anyone’s life in any way.

Fun fact, i am not allowed to smoke that anymore as i will start working for our national police soon😀

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10 hours ago, Doomy77 said:

Dude, you stress out too much about winning. Smoke some of that pot your homeland is so famous for and enjoy the ride rather than the destination.

 

Winning the OCC title has never actually enriched anyone’s life in any way.

and its not the not winning its the way i dont get to play due to my oppo dicing me and me having cold dice :)

 

but yeah i am taking a chill and will just focus on some elf bs and fouling

 

md8 should be fun lets go for 32 fouls at least @Tys123

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ok.. its been silent, but thats because i cant believe whats goin on..

so far i am 2-1-0 still down 2 players, but things dont go wrong

 

there is one player id like to point out.

 

Mikhail Kandinsky, my block MB tackle guard PO blitzer

this season his stats are:

3 games

33 succesful blocks

27 injuries caused

11 causalties

2 kills

 

all by himself he has been a great tribute to the teams results this season..

 

and this write up will surely mean he will die on MD4

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Been a bit quite this season, mostly die to disbelief in how well i am performing..

5-1-2 and just a win away from the title.

Even if i draw md 8 there is a chance ill win 3a

 

However, theast 2 matches have seen an decline to my normal dice rolls, so i am not getting my hopes up very much.

 

Missing a block guard mb blitzer vs @Pidpad and his emos is bad.. i do get a wizard, so there is always a chance

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Tier 2 2A

 

 

 

:orc: DakaMan - D'Orcs 2.0 - Orc -

:delf: Pidpad - Salted Frogs - Dark Elf -

:norse: Kia Sidhe - The Muppet Meatballs - Norse -

:chaosdwarf: Nateguy75 - Chorf Cookery Club - Chaos Dwarf -

:undead: bob152 - Vincent Price All Stars - Undead -

:human: StrangeFeller - Diversification Dudes - Human -

:orc: bjj hero - Masters of Chessboxing - Orc -

:kislev: wismerhill - Boing, Boing, Dead - Kislev -

:amazon: Smiling Tom - Pitchforks - Amazon -

:khemri: Aguelo - Everlasting Rest - Khemri -

 

 

Tier 2 2B

 

 

 

:pelf: james cook - Woodoo Oceania - Elf -

:helf: Kindrin - Lords of Block and Bowl - High Elf -

:undead: Sampittu - Delenda Corsairs - Undead -

:orc: Leman_X_Russ - Heisemer Boyz - Orc -

:kislev: Mongloom - Jimi's Leaping Avengers - Kislev -

:kislev: tubragg - Cirkus Cirkör Bloodbowl - Kislev -

:dwarf: Nimrood - The Low King Jesters - Dwarf -

:nurgle: Tallaseksut - Sour on Top - Nurgle -

:underworld: FalconMerc - Final Funktasy - Underworld -

:helf: MrDFlames - (OCC) Dancing Flames - High Elf -

 

 

So we have a nice kislev and elf friendly t2 and then there is mine..

Lets hope BB3 will be here after the summer as i dont think ill have a team left after this season...

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  • 2 weeks later...

Right, here we are in Tier 2 after somehow winning T3A last season...

A division filled with orcs, chorfs, dorfs, norse and whatnot. Lets see how we do..

MD1:

My oppo was away so i got an adminned win. One orc team down :)

 

MD2:

@strangefeller and his Humans. He bought a 13th player and still got the holy trinity of inducements (wiz, babe, bribe).

We got to receive and started good by KO'ing 2 humans. Some back and forth blocking and fouling.. Well i was able to foul his killer blitzer with my BC in a difficult spot. I had the choice between scoring and fouling and then my DP got sent off, after MNG'ing said Blitzer. good trade.

 

The ball was stolen, but retrieved so 1-0. T8 was a decent 1TTD attempt, but the pass failed. 

so 2nd half wizard still in play 11 vs 11 players (i had used my apo on the ag5 catcher somewhere in T3/4)

I got a blitz, but failed the GFI, after a failed leap to mark the ball. Enough players were in the way to make positioning hard for the humans. I got the ball at one point, BC got zapped, ball was taken by humans, passed but failed. And then the ag5 catcher showed gratitude for getting apo'd. leap, 3 dodges, pickup in TZ and long pass got the ball away from my half, into the hands of another catcher.

Unfortunately he was sacked as well while my leader catcher somewhere. But some leaps, blocks etc further it was still 2-0

 

2-3 turns left, some blocking and fouling and 2 2+ for the 3-0, but i rolled 1,2,1, so game ended 2-0

 

11 players, TV 1710. norse next, 

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md4 vs orcs.

 

got outbashed (luckily just KO's 1st half) was able to score 1-1, but wasnt able to stop the 2-1.  had 2 turns to tie, but was out of RR and Daka still had his wizard. luckily he made a pass after securing the ball. which was intercepted by my star Mikhail ( he had allready injured 4 orcs), so he ran in the 2-2

 

no real injuries so thats good.

aiming for midtable this season so i can rebuild next season and then aim for t1

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md5 vs @Pidpad and his emos.

 

game was over by t2. so i just did some fouling and lost 0-5.

block tackle lino is dead, thats a shame

 

@bob152 and his killer undead next

 

glad i was not aiming to promote after this season, all i want now is to have a team left for next season, be it t3 or t2

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